A spontaneous game played by two individuals whereas one shouts at any given moment, "NAVAL WAAAARFFAAAAARE!" very drawn out like and such. The two players then proceed to violently ram stomachs together. The word "NAVAL WARFARE!" was once said by one man to another. The other mistook it for, "NAVEL WARFARE!" thus the game being created. The game cannot be lost or won. Enjoy with your friends.
by Tofubox August 27, 2013
Get the Naval Warfare mug.Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"
Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."
Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."
by mw2freak October 14, 2009
Get the Modern Warfare 2 mug.After months of it being out, and the 4-5 pages of Fanboy defs i'll tell you what this game really is; a piece of garbage. The campaign is great and the early first 4 months of online gameplay were alright, but now every self absorbed asshole, noob, and Xbox Live Midget on XBL I guarantee has this in their gaming collection. The online games so are full of noob tubers, kids, and wannabe MLG'ers that you can't turn one corner without being one-hit killed and possibly hearing "OMG NIGGA YOU GOT PWNED" from a kid who probably hasn't even gotten into
Pre-Algebra yet. The maps are a camper's wet dream and the Map Pack, to me, is a waste of 1200 MSPs. I personally think WaW will give you a better time then Modern Warfare 2.
Pre-Algebra yet. The maps are a camper's wet dream and the Map Pack, to me, is a waste of 1200 MSPs. I personally think WaW will give you a better time then Modern Warfare 2.
Modern Warfare 2 is like the IPhone, there's a hack for everything and every asshole and annoying kid has it.
by DIE MW2 May 12, 2010
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A highly addictive first person shooter that will most likely piss you off and make you feel like murdering your family while they are sleeping or piss you off enough to give you a stroke...
A highly addictive first person shooter that will most likely piss you off and make you feel like murdering your family while they are sleeping or piss you off enough to give you a stroke...
Modern Warfare 2 Scenario
guy1: Dude, these assholes in this game is pissing me off!
guy2: Lol, just calm down man.
guy1: Dude, I'm on the verge of killing my family.
guy2: haha, dont do that you fag.
guy1: Oh shit man my head just started hurting really bad!
guy2: you alright?
guy2: dude?
guy2: Yo faaaggot answer me!
guy2: You have a stroke or something? xD
guy1: Dude, these assholes in this game is pissing me off!
guy2: Lol, just calm down man.
guy1: Dude, I'm on the verge of killing my family.
guy2: haha, dont do that you fag.
guy1: Oh shit man my head just started hurting really bad!
guy2: you alright?
guy2: dude?
guy2: Yo faaaggot answer me!
guy2: You have a stroke or something? xD
by lolmw2 March 25, 2010
Get the Modern Warfare 2 mug.Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it, and you're like "oh man, I'm going to have to suck this thing". You brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "well, at least I got that out of the way". However, the giant cock rears its ugly head, and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this cock is penetrating your grey matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor functions. Then, the giant cock slaps you across the cheek and knocks you out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.
That's what the new Modern Warfare 3 will be like.
That's what the new Modern Warfare 3 will be like.
Gamer 1: hey have you seen the new Modern warfare 3? it looks sick!
Gamer 2: Yeah I've seen it.
Gamer 1: Preordered!
Gamer 2: Faggot. You should get battlefield 3 instead.
Gamer 2: Yeah I've seen it.
Gamer 1: Preordered!
Gamer 2: Faggot. You should get battlefield 3 instead.
by Mystical-nub-cake July 25, 2011
Get the Modern Warfare 3 mug.Because there are not actually any minorities or crime in this North Shore Massachusetts town, the town's teenagers, despite being the children of lawyers, doctors, professionals, and business owners, feel the need to hang around down town decked out in 'urban' clothes and act thuggish. Thankfully, most of this contrived suburban angst is over by the end of high school, and these thuggish kids end up at top colleges and act like the East Coast assholes their parents always dreamed their kids would be.
outsider: I was in Wakefield, MA the other day, and the kids looked like thugs even though there were nice ass houses everywhere, what's up with that?
wakefielder: Yeah man, those kids are just doing their part by bringing a little urban culture to a town that sorely lacks it. Don't worry though, when these kids realize their lives will be much easier when they act like the WASPs that they are, they'll smarten up.
wakefielder: Yeah man, those kids are just doing their part by bringing a little urban culture to a town that sorely lacks it. Don't worry though, when these kids realize their lives will be much easier when they act like the WASPs that they are, they'll smarten up.
by HERROMOTO December 27, 2009
Get the Wakefield, MA mug.A game that everyone thought would be good. It managed to sell 4.7 million copies in the first 24 hours. In the next 24 hours people would realize how much this game will piss them off. From commando to boosters, it is filled with all of the things you have feared in gaming. By my estimations just after the first round millions of people broke their controllers, screamed their head's off, and possibly beat their girlfriends. To this day the devil game still continues to make money thanks to the millions of kids who get their parents to buy it because everyone else has it.
1. "MW2 is the worst game I have ever played!"
2. "MW2 made me brake my controller!"
3. "I killed my girlfriend because of MW2!"
4. "Wanna boost?"
5. "You noob tuber!"
6. "I'm selling a tenth prestige hack for only a $20 PSN card!"
7."CoD 6 Modern Warfare 2 FAILS"
2. "MW2 made me brake my controller!"
3. "I killed my girlfriend because of MW2!"
4. "Wanna boost?"
5. "You noob tuber!"
6. "I'm selling a tenth prestige hack for only a $20 PSN card!"
7."CoD 6 Modern Warfare 2 FAILS"
by joshcf1 July 26, 2010
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