wallpaper tv

When you have your tv on even though you aren't watching anything.
Usually whatever you're wallpaper tv is requires no attention span and has no plot.
wallpaper tv is..
-Tv guide channel
-Any movie you've seen 2 or more times or is more than 7 years old.
-Whatever comes on after something you where actually watching.
-repeates that get shown 900 times a day (friends, madtv, anything on tvland,ect.)

person 1:"Dude, why are you watching an E True Hollywood Story of the cast of Happy Days?"
person 2(has headphones on, doing something other that watching tv) "Huh? oh, it's wallpaper tv."

by burt reynold's mustache. June 23, 2007

Wallap

Verb: To wallap. To hit a scammer or general troublemaker across the head with whatever implement comes to hand, using a reasonable amount of force.

"look at that man over there Darren, He's trying to scam on my sister. I'm going to give him a right good wallap with this walking stick"

by Dayron & Rice April 8, 2010

wallpaper wednesday

or WW

It's the day in the week, on which you change all your wallpapers.

A) new wallpaper?
B) Of Course it's wallpaper wednesday

by Kasp6672 December 18, 2013

eggy wallop

a particularly potent fart that smells of egg and hits the room hard.

that eggy wallop you just did is making me sick!

by axiomatt August 27, 2011

cock-wallop

To administer an open-hand slap to the genitalia of a male, with a sharp snapping of the wrist so as to leave a stinging sensation in the wangular and nutsacular areas.

Sweet sassy molassey, after we felched and I forgot her name, she cock-walloped me so bad, my penis fell off and ran out the door! Come back Weenie McSexster!

by John Walsh April 17, 2004

Pittsburgh Wallpaper

Stapled, taped or glued beer case packaging on walls to cover up clandestine crime/embarrassing seans, like, but not limited to: bullet holes, blood stains, cum stains and meth-lab remnants.

Sergio wants us to clean up the Pittsburgh Wallpaper left behind in unit 17.

Brittany and Berk, Pittsburgh Wallpapered their basement to keep questions down.

It didn't take long for the cops to teardown the Pittsburgh Wallpaper and find the slug.

by catwithbadbreath March 9, 2010

Bloody Tampon Wallpaper

When you take used, bloody tampons and while holding them by the string, spin them around over your head. Splattering the walls with period blood, your mom will love your handywork around the house.

Dude, I totally just put up some bloody tampon wallpaper in my sister's room. She's gonna love it.

by bloorjoorbgunt September 29, 2010