Wampus

The pedophile leader of the meth head tweakers who live at locust lake. The Wampi steal cars and chop them up, repaint them, and sell for meth money in their chop shop. The wampus is a big bald guy who wears a bear coat and lives in a metal shack.

"Who's that bald, pedophile in the bear coat?"
"Oh, that be da Wampus."

Wampus by IDon'tTouchChildren ;) September 4, 2018

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Wompus

a vagina with balls

yo dylan you have a nasty wompus

Wompus by jp321 January 20, 2021

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wampus cat

wampus cat is a mythical creature that supposedly lives in swamps and shallow lakes that is covered in hair. wampus cat is also a slang term for a female with a dirty vagina that has an odor similar to a wet cat in a bag of onions. wampus cat can also be used a slang refering to a male that is homosexual that does not bathe and/or has stds.In kentucky and parts of indiana wampus cats have supposedley been spotted in several areas they know them as schlenks. the most reports of wampus cats are in a small town inside of louisville called jeffersontown.

that bitch aint took a shower in a week, she turnin into a wampus cat.

wampus cat by trick or treat August 11, 2010

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wampus

a squid/girlfriend that perpetually whines and complains, usually without taking a breath.....

that jen is a fucking wampus.... i can hear her from outside!!!

wampus by easelove June 28, 2006

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Wumbus

The shape made by the outline of an ice cream cone with a scoop of ice cream in it.

Mother: What is your favorite shape?
Child: A wumbus!

Wumbus by hayleybrooke November 27, 2012

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wompus

WHA-UM-PUSS. Noun. Adj.

A particular being and/or entity that tells very long and often, hard to believe stories, in and around the greater Oklahoma City metro area.

"Dude. I saw Wompus last night!" "Dude. Dont feed wompus, he'll start calling again."
"Since, when did you get all Wompus on me?"
"Tammy is over there. He's all wompused out dude.

wompus by Mr Bob Dobalina October 22, 2007

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Wampuss

A small, hairy, disgusting penis.

Sophie: "Oh, never mind, we're not having sex."
Jacob: "Why?"
Sophie: "Because you have a wampuss."

Wampuss by JinX_Alpha June 10, 2014

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