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Vulture-mode 

Being in a situation where someone you definitely don't want to know what your computer is full of (i. e. parents or gf/bf), is standing right behind you staring at the screen and passively compelling you to self-restraint, i. e. not opening /b/ or pr0n, keeping messenger windows hidden just in case, and hiding embarassing desktop or icons (or embarassing icon names, such as "My Shit" instead of "My Computer") with randomly opened windows.
(1) "I can't open that link right now, Vulture-Mode."
(2) DM: "Pause guys. Vulture-Mode."
Vulture-mode by nevermoar April 8, 2009

vulture bin 

A specified area of items that have been offered to the nearest social group or the public in general.
Yo just throw the other half of tht pizza in the vulture bin.
vulture bin by CheokThax November 19, 2014

vulture hoe 

Hoe that won’t leave u alone
Damn that vulture hoe so gawt damn annoying
vulture hoe by Pp_boy24 April 21, 2018

Vulture mentality 

Vulture mentality is when during school, you open some sort of food item, and everyone else swarms around you and asks for some
Absolute vultures. These bastards know the way of the vulture mentality

vulture cocking 

verb
(Slang) To hit someone in the face with one's erect penis.
After losing a bet during a night of debauchery, Tom was astonished when vulture cocking was administered as the consequence.

Vulture bang

A group of middle aged men, wooing in competition for a young lady's attention. It
Wow, the state of this Vulture Bang, embarrassing!
Vulture bang by Lesliegrantham January 25, 2024