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Voodoo

Alright. For all you stupid-asses out there, let me tell you a little something about vodou.
Yes, oh my god, i spelled it vodou. That's the way its supposed to be spelled. And then there's the arogant people who spell it voodoo. No. Vodou. Get it through ya damn minds.
Vodou is a religion that originates from Africa, in the time of slavery. It, though worships serveral spirits, is not polythism, and worships soley only one god, and lower gods, called Lwas, pronounced Lu-ows.
Just to let you know, Santeria, is bull. In the 1600's the spaniards caught the slaves practicing what they called as black magic. The word Santeria, originates from the spanish word, Brujeria.
No, vodou is not some crazy black magic thing that gives you super powers and kills other people and lets you control mind.
It's more complex than that, much more beautiful, actually. Occasionally there is possesstion, but not to be confused with demonic possession, just call it theomorphisis. This happens during a ritual, where the Lwas come down from the heavens. They can stay in a person for minutes, days, or months. Whatever they chose. The Lwas crave life, to feel what we feel, to experience and use our emotions and reactions and our pleasures and feelings.
Vodou is nothing to be afriad of. Don't steriotype it all you dumbasses.
My friend is a vodouist, she practices vodou daily.

(VODOU NOT VOODOO DUMBASSES)
by CeliaRosa March 12, 2009
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Voodoo Dick

1. a dick that is so good it keeps chicks coming and cumming
2. the penis of a guy named benny from Boston
Benny stayed out late last night giving that stripper slut the voodoo dick, and now she won't stop calling.

That slut said thank-you this morning after giving her the Voodoo dick all night!!
by marinemeatball November 30, 2004
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Voodoochick

Women that take classes in voodoo and sewing just to make dolls of ex-boyfriends and husbands. The dolls are typically found with excessive punctures to the groin, eyes and back. (With ex-husbands, the wallet is often a target too.)
I'm taking Kim on a date tonight. You're what? Ya, she's into all the things I am, golf, nice cars, skiing. Brosef, you can't... she's a voodoochick, you won't be able to handle the breakup!
by FrostyMaine October 20, 2008
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Voodoo Prophet

Definition 1: Something or someone that at first, shows great promise and then turns out to be total shit.
Definition 2: Once a great Metal band from Nashville but hasn't really been shit since the second singer left. Main reason the band hasn't gone anywhere? The guitar player thinks he is gods gift to music. He is full of himself and holds the members to high standards that he himself is not subject to. They used to be a really good metal band. But they keep chasing the latest fads and have not maintained any kind of consistency with their sound or lineup since the first singer left. Such a shame and waste of many opportunities.
David Koresh was a real Voodoo Prophet. He lead many of his followers straight to their deaths.
by bobojangle September 12, 2015
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Voodoo pootie

Pussy so good that it puts a spell on you. It will control your life, and if you try and resist...you will be cursed with cycles of depression, and psychosis. You will always go back to the Voodoo.
Who is that guy that keeps driving by, but not stopping?
That's Luis....it's because I got that voodoo pootie. SMH
by Strawberrynaynay February 7, 2018
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VooDoo-fied

1.) Verb. The act of taking a traditional or classic culinary dish and bringing it to current times. Usually includes the use of VooDoo Chef Sauces and seasonings.

2.) Verb. Adding one or more VooDoo Chef Sauces and/or Seasonings to a food item too enhance its flavor during the cooking process.

3.) Adjective. Describes a item, usually food, that been seasoned with VooDoo Chef Sauces and Seasonings.
The VooDoo Chef prepared a VooDoo-fied Risotto Jambalaya using a combination of his VooDoo Chef Red and Black paired with traditional Jambalya ingredients and Risotto.
by VooDoo Chef May 15, 2018
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Voodoo Shiz

Where something is creepy, likewise in a voodoo way.
"Damn! That was some strange Voodoo Shiz bro!"
by exe.exe.exe.broken.exe.exe.exe February 1, 2019
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