velocidouche

1. In the terms of a 'Velociraptor' where you are the extreme of douches.
2. In the terms of Velocity where as you are the quickest person to reach douche status.
Origin: http://www.spoonmanfanclub.co.cc/index.php/atfs Spoonman after the forking show podcasts where only listen if you have a sense of humor.

1. "Man that dude is a total velocidouche"
2. "Whoa, did you just see that velocidouche"

by EvilPasta January 27, 2009

velocicunt

A velocicunt is a mix of a bitch, cunt, and fugly slut that is moving quickly through its prey and takes a snap at everything and everyone. It's kinda like Kirstie Alley at a buffet. Not pretty.

Cousin to the Cuntosaurus.

Those fat chicks dont stand a chance against a velocicunt like Kay.

by supadupdip March 26, 2010

Biblical Velocity

The speed at which a dysfunctional object is hit with a bible.

Hit that tube with more Biblical Velocity, bro.

by Manifesto Oregano May 15, 2009

velma

Verb- To search for your glasses on hands and knees.

1) Jinkeys Scoob! They've got to be here somewhere!
2) My kid walked off with my glasses this morning- I had to Velma for 10 minutes before I found them.

by Andy September 14, 2004

give her a velma

in reference to the orange sweater wearing nerd who always solves the case in popular children's television programme scooby doo, this phrase refers to the act of ejaculation into a woman's eyes, for the desired effect that she is temporarily blinded, like when velma loses her glasses.

note: it is not vital, but it does help if the woman in question is a secretly hot geek.

she suggested i give her a velma, so i did.

by eyeyeyeye89 April 13, 2009

velociraptor

When you wear shoes that are way too small for you and your ankles stick up, and it looks like the legs of a velociraptor.

"I looked like a velocirpator when I wore my little brothers shoes."

"She was doing the velociraptor thing with tiny shoes."

by Sue Pirnova March 22, 2009

Velma

A nerdy chick who, despite thick-framed glasses and impossibly mid-length plaid skirts, is still gorgeous and probably a crackwhore in the sack.

Damn! Olga Gertchwindle is a velma! Jinkies!

by plokiju August 16, 2003