Utah Grizzly

A fat, white Mormon, with an exceptionally hairy body. A fat white Mormon woman with very hairy legs and a mustache. Fat white Utah Mormon men with bright red hairy beards.

(At A Buffet Restaurant)
Greg: Hey check out that Utah Grizzly over by the salad bar.
Marsha: Wow, i didn't know Utah people were so hairy
Cindy: Looks like a Ginger Santa Clause

by IDONTLIKEUTAHBECAUSEMORMONSUCK February 20, 2010

butt fuck utah

"Butt Fuck Idaho" "Bum fuck Egypt"
Middle of fucking nowhere
Also the name of a band

Mormans is are from the Butt Fuck Utah state

by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

Utah Uppercut

A rather harmless sex act in which one person, upon getting shit dick from anal sex, then grabs their disgraced member, turns their partner around and slaps them on the chin with said brown weapon.

Person 1: “what’s that on your chin?”
Person 2: “oh, I took a Utah Uppercut this morning”

by Exciting Jeremy December 16, 2019

Utaha

A beautiful girl from Saekano, who is madly in love with a guy named Stanley

Holy shit Utaha is so pretty and cute with Stanley!

by Mobuckets69 November 2, 2020

utahimes

cool and sexc utahime simp who is always down bad

Person 1: hey do you follow utahimes on tiktok?
Person 2: no, who tf is that
Person 1: perish, for you will never attain true happiness. i will fill your sinuses with boiling urine, you culturally illiterate swine. become the dirt i walk on, spineless filth.

by pissnic March 10, 2021

utahimest

some hot anime tik toker 🤤

“do you know who utahimest is?”
“no?-“ 🔫👹

by getoapologistt March 20, 2021

Utah Valley University

Utah Valley University (UVU) is an affordable and inclusive university in Utah County. The grass is always greener at UVU and offers incredible access to the best of Utah’s outdoors.

Have you seen Utah Valley University’s president at sporting events? She’s always on the sideline jumping up and down, shaking her pompoms, and cheering on the athletes by name.

I wanted to study at an inclusive and affordable university, so I came to UVU.

by UVUsuperfan November 24, 2021