Upponi

If you have this as your last name you are a sexy, athletic god

Upponi is god

by Maya Sanders July 3, 2020

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

roger upton

created bones in 1999, which consists of knocking knuckles with another person in a congradulatory spirit

me: duddde i just totally aced my exam
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever

by durable January 30, 2009

Munch Upon

The act of munching on a substance; or eating upon something

Devon: oh dear nichole do you have anything i may Munch Upon?

Nichole:(road rage) ummm...no

by ccisamazing1997 May 4, 2011

dousched-upon

experiencing the phenomenon of dousche behavior, comments and overall dousche-ness from another person

Working in restaurant I observe many instances where I am dousched-upon, such as needy guests having the audacity to not tip me.

by daisyflower February 3, 2013

Jacob Upton

A self centered person that only thinks about themselves, and will talk shit about you behind your back if you ever meet him/her. If you confront a Jacob Upton about talking bad about you behind your back, he/she will lie about it and pussy out of some kind of a conflict.

Look, dad! Is that a Jacob Upton?
Yes, son. You should avoid him.

by TaterManFry YT June 16, 2016

Gaze Upon

An incredible Rune Pure in a game called RuneScape, who is usually dropping people for bank.

Fuck, I just lost my whip trying to hybrid Gaze Upon.

by SevenStrong October 5, 2010