unicorn

a horse on drugs. come on they puke rainbows and fart glitter who says they're not on drugs?
i am here to ruin childhoods

"my mommy is a unicorn she smells sugar"

by wonderfins February 22, 2019

Unicorn

A virgin.

"I was a unicorn in high school. I didn't lose my horn until I met your father."

by Pear's Megzo January 11, 2014

unicorned

When boning a horse and its dick goes through your forehead

You just got unicorned!!!!

by yay asians October 21, 2011

Unicorn

A strange and rare girl, rather mystical. A virgin girl in High School

Ohh man, she's a Unicorn, no way can I try that

by Eddie10 July 20, 2010

unicorn

Tasty with A1 sauce, grilled over an open flame.

Mmmmm, this Unicorn is very tender.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Unicorn

A unicorn is somebody who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.

"I'm a unicorn, or a bicorn." - Brittany S. Pierce

Kurt Hummel is a unicorn.

by klainevines September 28, 2011

unicorn

a mythical creature that is rarely found, see girlfriend

The chances of you finding a girlfriend is the same as you finding a unicorn

by inoesomestuff October 31, 2004