No u

the greatest comeback ever

Person 1: Your mom gay!
Person 2: No u

by xPhotonx March 20, 2019

u

ugly

u are ugly

by mrredboi February 7, 2022

No u

The ultimate recovery line.
Generally used after a roast, your mum gay being the most common, the victim can use this to pull a switcheroo.
You can also use the phrase 'Uno reverse card', however, no u works the most effectively

Billy: Oi Jeff your mum gay
Jeff: no u

Billy: *cries*

by ALLTHEGODDAMNNAMESARETAKEN246 August 15, 2019

No u

Reversing an insult given to you onto the one who gave it.

Bully: Your mom is gay and you are fat!
You: No u.

by Radical Conservative July 12, 2018

no u

One of the most powerful weapon and counter in the world of arguments. It can be used whenever you get insulted in any way and will end the opponent's career as a human being. When verbally used in an argument, it will successfully negate what the opponent said prior, as well as send the insult back to them ten fold. This apparatus of mass destruction was made to cancel out the earth-shattering "ur mom gay." When it was first used, the giant collision between "ur mom gay" and "no u" caused the first speaker to shrivel out of existence. Now, he resides in another dimension living as a snail. After this, no one dared misuse this.

Guy 1: ur mom gay lol
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: *POP*

by TheMeanGreenFightingMachine May 24, 2018

u

A 1337 way of saying "you". Used by dank MLG haxors.

OMG U R SO F00K1N D4NK1NG K3WL M9!

by WHAT YOU SAY? June 6, 2015

No u

A comeback for when a 10 year old on Xbox live calls you gay and says that he "fucked ur mom"

"Ur gay lol" said pusaydeatructor6969, no u

by qreet February 4, 2018