Typhlobasia

The practice of kissing with your eyed closed.

It was evident that she was not in love with him because she never experienced typhlobasia.

by RomanticLove January 18, 2010

typhani

Typhani’s are a great type of person and everyone wants to be her. She is generally a very narcissistic person who KNOWS that she’s better than everyone else. She knows just about everything about everyone, and can convince people to tell her stuff. Don’t worry your secrets safe with her… I mean that is if you’re fine with her telling her closest friends. Overall, you would be and are truly and heavenly blessed to know her and be graced with her presence.

“Omg look at Typhani. Don’t you wish you were just like her!”

by Typhani September 2, 2021

typhoon

1) a huge whooshing pee
2) the act of expelling a large quantity of noxious gasses from the rectal, vaginal, naval, penisal, nasal, oral, or optical orfice

1) Horace typhooned into the trash recepticle.
2) It seems like every time I pass by you on the street, you're typhooning.

by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003

tophy

a queer guy or a liar...can also be used when describing a fat friend whore

That guy is so tophy

by juboo January 10, 2004

cuban typhoon

purpose: noun, adjective

definition:
1. like the tropical storms that pass over the caribbean, being unexpected and only seen by professionals. being exciting and changing situations., for the best or the worst,

1. The Cuban typhoon has arrived to the party, and he is gonna shake things up, baby!

by your friendly friend carlitos September 10, 2009

Backdoor Typhoon

A Backdoor Typhoon is a glorious sex act, in which you fuck a woman in the ass while giving her a swirly.

Dave: yo Dawg, how was that dank partay last night?
Chris: it was Gnarly, I gave Cheryl a backdoor typhoon. I think she hates me now
Dave: SOOOOO SOLID!

by CarpetFucker April 15, 2014

Typhoid Mary

Gay guy who cruises darkrooms, steamrooms and truckstops for anonymous/unprotected oral and/or anal sex

"Shit man you must be crazy....he's well known as the local Typhoid Mary!!"

by Squaddieskin February 9, 2009