Background: Every year in Australia at the end of the final exam period thousands of high school students fly to the Gold Coast for Schoolies week celebrations.
Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Schoolie: Hey check out that 30 year old pretending to be a Schoolie, what a desperate fag.
Toolie: Hello, how are you?
Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
Toolie: Hello, how are you?
Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
by Neil K December 20, 2007
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-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by Golan September 23, 2005
Get the not the sharpest tool in the shed mug.A string of two or more guys following around an attractive female, hoping that their overly eager attitude will get them laid.
The toolbelt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
The toolbelt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
"So I see Erica brought five dudes to the party. I'm sorry man."
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her toolbelt to try and make me jealous!"
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her toolbelt to try and make me jealous!"
by clint e May 6, 2009
Get the Toolbelt mug.1) The show within a show on "Home Improvement" starring Tim Allen.
2) What Tim Allen experienced in the prison shower during his three year sentence.
2) What Tim Allen experienced in the prison shower during his three year sentence.
"It's tool time!" said Tim Taylor on the cold open of Home Improvement.
"It's tool time!" said the 280 pound tattooed inmate to Tim Allen in the shower when he dropped the soap.
"It's tool time!" said the 280 pound tattooed inmate to Tim Allen in the shower when he dropped the soap.
by teambuildingexercise99 January 19, 2010
Get the tool time mug.As he jaunted away from the wouldbe sneaker taker offers, he declared, 'I didn't take my sneakers off. I'm still Sneakers O'toole!"
by Regg June 19, 2008
Get the Sneakers O'toole mug.A freshman who thinks he is the coolest kid in the entire school, when actually everyone thinks he is a loser tool.
" Did ron the Tool just fart in that girls face and was the only one that laughed, WHAT a tool.
" Did ron the tool just say Bob Saget again, what a F***ing Tool".
" Did ron the tool just say Bob Saget again, what a F***ing Tool".
by Fats macdugal May 20, 2008
Get the Ron the Tool mug.after rolling a tonk spliff a pokey tool is used to compress and compact the bud inside to make a tighter joint
a pokey tool has to be something strong enough and narrow enough to push down the bud inside the rizla preferbly the filter on a fag or a pen
a pokey tool has to be something strong enough and narrow enough to push down the bud inside the rizla preferbly the filter on a fag or a pen
by nelson bates July 26, 2006
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