Twooted

1. When you've been online so long you have to fart.

2. Having to 'poot' while on twitter.

gosh, i think i just twooted, someone open a window!!

Billy had gas, i think he just twooted.. he's been on twitter to long!

by vampire_addict March 31, 2009

twooth

A 140 character eye witness statement, social commentary, or color commentary taken from twitter (alternatively from blog, email, message board posts) and incorporated into mainstream cable news television as supporting facts in a story

That fox news report was made entirely from twooths

by onthrxs August 5, 2009

Twoogle

1. To ask one's twitter followers the answer to a question. To search for information by tweeting the question.

I don't know the answer, but one of my tweeps might...I'll just twoogle it.

by RoshuaJogers July 17, 2012

Twoof

noun
1.
the muscular snapper with roast beef flaps between the legs of a female. It looks very similar to a beat up old catchers mit. It can be covered in hair, groomed neatly, or bald as well.

Similar:
vulva
front bottom
lady parts
vulgar slangcunt
pussy
twat
snatch
honeypot
punani
muff
tail
fanny
quim
minge
clunge
box
beaver
jelly roll
cooze
pum-pum

I got on the internet the other day and found a picture of Hope Solo's Twoof, that shit looks like a bag of week old Arby's found in a mall parking lot.

by Officer Rick Danko November 12, 2020

two oh

Amount of cocaine rock

gimme a two oh

by seth November 17, 2003

twoot

another word for twit, idiot, or moron

you stupid twoot!!!!!!

by The twoot masta! September 25, 2006

twoob

combination of twat and noob

stfu and gtfo you twoob

by x.p.x July 30, 2008