I tried to pick up this fine ass ho during he Gasparilla parade, and that bitch gave me the Tampa two step.
by Igotsdamottz June 7, 2019

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
by Little England April 2, 2017

this must be the greatest expriment... of my entire life
btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want
btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want
by ballslicker69420 January 23, 2025

When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.
“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”
“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”
“Bet!!”
“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”
“Bet!!”
by Asian Obama October 1, 2022

As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.
Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.
by Karl Hungus March 8, 2023

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".
by diggymac July 18, 2018

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
by Little England April 2, 2017
