skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.
1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.
by JBOXED March 19, 2009
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Twigs and Seeds

n. The unsmokable leftovers from screening marijuana before sale, or the stuff at the bottom of the bag after purchase.
Dude, take out the twigs and seed, it'll rip the zig zag.
by callinghome November 2, 2004
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LiL Twig

A Soundcloud rapper who after his debut has yet to release another song. He has an audience and with the announcement of a new single labeled LiL Twig the God Killer. The much anticipated rap is hyped up but no one knows if it will live up to the hype. His exact Soundcloud name is LiL Twig Blu.
Have you heard LiL Twig Blu has a new song coming out its gonna be fire.
by The king of rap April 30, 2019
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twig snapper

Someone attracted to rail-thin, androgynous people. Comes from the idea of having sex with someone so bony they could be snapped in half like a twig.
Girl 1: "He said my tits were too big!"
Girl 2: "No surprise there. Dude's a total twig snapper."
by 7sun October 6, 2011
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Twig-master

A game which college stoners play when there is a gap between class and no work could possibly get done in the allotted break time.

Round one:
Someone first penetrates the ground with a twig, then players gather leaves and penetrate the leaves with the twig. The name of the game is to NOT be the person who puts the last leaf that fits on the twig. The person to penetrate the last leaf that will fit on the twig must eat half of the leaves!

Round two:
Twigs are thrown onto the pile of penetrated leaves left on the twig. There are various drinking rules that are applied when one misses the stack of leaves and such.
Stoner 1- Hey man! Break time, let's get our Twig-master on!
Stoner 2- Chyeah alright man! Group penetration has never been this fun!
by Charis66 December 1, 2010
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she-twig

skinny a girl that needs more meat here bones. a girl who looks like a scrawny chicken aka a white girl
someone should feed nicole richie, lindsey lohan and hillary duff lookin' like straight up she-twigs
by The Bd Q June 24, 2006
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twig

A tall goon-ish character with long arms and long legs who never fails to make his friends laugh. T*wig is a handsome, loathsome brute yet I can't take my eyes off of him!
I love you T-wig* I carry the name Mrs. Twig with great pride!
by Mrs. Twig January 22, 2005
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