Similar to a dutch oven in the sense that you cut a disgusting fart and cover your girl's head under the blanket. She then sticks out her arms and legs kicking but her head is under the blanket and she looks like a turtle.
by daking June 5, 2005
Get the Turtlemug. 1. To perform anal sex while the recipient is experiencing the need for a large poo, eg. "Banging the turtle's head".
2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.
2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.
1. Girl: "The turtle is poking his head out . . ."
Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)
2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"
Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."
Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)
2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"
Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."
by Giant Cookie February 24, 2010
Get the Turtlingmug. To turn a backpack inside out to trick someone. Causing them to think you cut there shoulder straps off
I was turtleing backpacks all 2nd period
by Dick 33 October 19, 2008
Get the Turtleingmug. 
when you think you're just going to fart, but the end of a turd pops its little head out as well, then goes back in.
"Oh scuse me, I farted. Eww, that was a close one!"
- "What , did you shit yourself finally?"
"No but I think I had a turtle."
- "What , did you shit yourself finally?"
"No but I think I had a turtle."
by Dervla Ann July 18, 2003
Get the turtlemug. When someone's backpack is so big that it makes him/her look like he/she has a turtle shell. Therefore, they are a turtle.
"Dude, why do you look like such a turtle?"
"I have to carry 3 textbooks and 4 binders. Shut up man. It's not my fault."
"I have to carry 3 textbooks and 4 binders. Shut up man. It's not my fault."
by runner_soccer28 February 8, 2010
Get the turtlemug. a breaker move like the cricket except instead of bouncing from hand to hand you have your elbows in your gut and your spining in a circle by slightly raising your hand shifting if and puting it back down. keep dooing this from hand to hand until you've gone around in a complete cirle
by blazed December 16, 2004
Get the turtlesmug.