Turkey

One who is not quite a dangus, but nor a dingus. Eaten frequently on Franksgiving. He's quite the floppy fellow, and can't fly high like an eagle.

Dangus 1: That dangle is such a turkey.
Dangus 2: I know, he doesn't even have his own prizza oven.
Dangus 1: What a turkey.

by The guy with no dangus November 24, 2011

Turkey

A girl any boy can get or get with at anytime. This word is usually used in Baltimore Maryland by teenagers. Basically a slut or whore

Boy 1: yo I just starting talking to this girl name Chaela

Boy 2: Every nigga in the school had her. She a turkey frl 💯💯

by Da’jahnae Carter August 14, 2018

Turkey

An experience that is easy going, mellow, or light in stress. Making an action seem easy, or effortless.

"Dude, that test was so turkey. I'm gonna ace it for sure."
"Work's been turkey. I've been getting out at 5:00 everyday."
"Watch me turkey this twelve stair."

by brandondinosaur September 28, 2009

Turkey

A complete and utter lie. If listened to carefully, a slight gobble can be heard in the liar's voice.

What is this Thanksgiving, with all that turkey you're giving me??!!

by Raetim February 10, 2009

Turkey

when you sneak up behind someone and shove your fingers between their legs and lift them up.

Man #1: GOBBLE GOBBLE
Man #2: ouch, what the hell?!
Man #1: You've just been turkeyed.

by Shockey19 May 20, 2010

Turkey

A hott ass female that would "do in a bind".

A. "Damn! There's turkey all around us! GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
B. "That chick at the counter is a definite turkey."

by ruffleZ` July 28, 2009

turkeys

The most dangerous, evil, cruel, bad tempered, and usually ugly fowl ever. Hitler was reencarnated as a turkey. They will one day rule the world and have their own independence day. It will ironically take place on Thanksgiving.

THE TURKEYS ARE COMING! THE TURKEYS ARE COMING!

apparantly..... the turkeys are coming.

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA October 18, 2004