the tube

The London Underground, the first such system in the world. Resembles (and smells like) a small train running in a sewer. Beloved of Ken Livingstone. Takes forever to get anywhere (if its running at all).

Londoner: "London's ace coz its got The Tube blah blah..."
Brummie: "Fuck that it takes half an hour to go a mile- I can go 120mph in my car..."

by oracle March 12, 2004

tube

Toilet for women's belly buttons. Originated when water got on someone's belly button area of the shirt. Noun. Used when one needs to pee, and must stick a tube into their belly button. Not meant for outties.

"I have to gaystring in the tube."
"Oh my gosh! That gothic Barbie needs to go to the tube."

by Lilleh the Troublesome July 3, 2007

the tubes

decreased proficiency in expected or normal actions.
Location : upstairs, next to the wall, in the old T56 Engine Shop.

Your performance is going down the tubes.

by CommEssary July 14, 2003

tubee

See Flab for the definition (Luigi)

Luigi is sooooo TUBEEEEEE

by King Nob March 18, 2004

Tubes

A meaning of a complete idiot, who acts stupid and looks stupid. Does'nt know anything about anything.

Also the fat man from SoccerAM

You are such a tubes.

by Michael Davies May 18, 2007

The Tube

A new music network dedicated to showing music videos and only music videos. There are a few commercial breaks every once in a while for the network's sponsors (About 1 commercial every hour). The best thing to happen to music/mankind ever since MTV became a channel for teen thugs and emo bitches.

The Tube kicks MTV's ass all day long. All. Day. Long.

by fan_of_real_music November 11, 2008

Tubing

Having sex with another person who is the size of a fucking yacht!

You just went tubing last night with that chick didn't ya?

by kman June 20, 2004