Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post

Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022

trying to get that butt

Typically referring to a males contionous efforts to have sexual relations with a female.

Kelvin: Aaah I saw how sharon was looking at you. sup with that?
Ray: Yes sir...I been trying to get that butt for a minute. She playing like she a good girl. But I know she a freak!

by I know she a freak! June 24, 2014

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic

woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021

tryping

Usually used in an online game when typing. It's when one tries to type but then gets killed also known as tryping.

player1: Hey can someone tell me where to (BOOM *DEAD*)

player2: gotcha fa**ot

*DEAD*player1: aw f&*# you! i was tryping

player2: well trype faster

by Mr.ShafT June 3, 2009

monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014

Trying Hard

Using everything you have aim, texting, phone calls, buying gifts etc. to get a girl's attention which, if done right, will result in some kind of sexual attention from the girl. The harder and better you try the more you are obligated to get from the specific girl. There are 2 certain types of trying:
1.Sympathy
ex. when a guy tells a girl how he wants to find the girl of his dreams but is not hot enough for any girls and the girl he likes doesn't like him back; this includes the use of smiley's such as :/, :, D:, :( etc.
2.Cockiness
ex. when a guy uses words that intimidate the girl that he is trying with, he will try to get her to admit that she likes him no matter what it takes mostly by hanging out with her and talking to her a lot over texting. this type of trier is usually the more confident one and he is most likely to get something out of it.

Adrian: Yo Wesley you suck at trying so bad, you always use the sympathy type, your a n00b.
Berries: yea man you really do suck; Adrian is ten times better than you.
Adrian: Yea dawgz, im the master of trying.

-or-

Wesley: Yo i have been trying hard with this girl Nicole for like 2 weeks now and we might hang out this weekend.
Adrian: Ow shit the one on your top on myspace?
Wesely: Yeah, why?
Adrian: I've been trying with her for 2 days now and yesterday i boned her.
Wesley: WHAT! how did you do that?
Adrian: I used the cocky trying not the sympathy.
Wesley: Oh no wonder i couldn't get anything.

by Polishadrian May 6, 2008

Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship

A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.

Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!

by Mr. Shlibsta May 16, 2010