by Dirty Childs August 12, 2005
One who purports to know quantum physics but doesn't seem to realize that he is conversing with people most of whom have actually <em>taken</em> quantum physics and can <em>spell</em> "Pauli Exclusion Principle".
Jeff: All things are not equal nor could they be, ever!
The Polly Exclusion Principle explicitly forbids any item from maintaining two equal states at the same time or two items maintaining one state at the same time. (Quantum Physics)
Kurt: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a troll!
The Polly Exclusion Principle explicitly forbids any item from maintaining two equal states at the same time or two items maintaining one state at the same time. (Quantum Physics)
Kurt: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a troll!
by Adam Bliss March 28, 2008
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.
One who wishes to wreak havoc on the lives of strangers for a simple laugh.
One who wishes to wreak havoc on the lives of strangers for a simple laugh.
Misha Collins is a troll.
Misha Collins is the troll.
Misha Collins is the king of trolls.
Misha Collins just trolled us on the internet.
Misha Collins is busy trolling his minions on twitter.
Misha Collins posted his phone number on twitter... what a troll.
Misha Collins is the troll.
Misha Collins is the king of trolls.
Misha Collins just trolled us on the internet.
Misha Collins is busy trolling his minions on twitter.
Misha Collins posted his phone number on twitter... what a troll.
by Minion525 August 9, 2013
Trolls are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. The greatest concentrations of trolls can be found living in the Williamsburg, Wicker Park, and Mission District neighborhoods of major cosmopolitan centers such as New York, Chicago, and San Francisco respectively. Although "trollerism" is really a state of mind,it is also often intertwined with distinct fashion sensibilities. Trolls reject the culturally-ignorant attitudes of mainstream consumers, and are often be seen wearing vintage and thrift store inspired fashions, tight-fitting jeans, old-school sneakers, and sometimes thick rimmed glasses. Both troll men and women sport similar androgynous hair styles that include combinations of messy shag cuts and asymmetric side-swept bangs. Such styles are often associated with the work of creative stylists at urban salons, and are usually too "edgy" for the culturally-sheltered mainstream consumer. The "effortless cool" urban bohemian look of a troll is exemplified in Urban Outfitters and American Apparel ads which cater towards the troll demographic. Despite misconceptions based on their aesthetic tastes, trolls tend to be well educated and often have liberal arts degrees, or degrees in maths and sciences, which also require certain creative analytical thinking abilities. Cons...
by rocketshark November 29, 2011
by ArmyGirl October 30, 2003
someone from the lower peninsula of michigan and likes to complain about the excess of snow they think they got
by cardenio February 5, 2005
There was a troll down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The troll went to the doctor and told her about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and she would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
&g! t; "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
&g! t; "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
by Jake February 18, 2004