train hands

what your hands become when you ride the train

"I can't touch that baby. I have train hands."

"Let me wash off my train hands before I perform open heart surgery."

"If anyone says, 'What time is it? It's show time,' one more time, I'ma slap them silly with these train hands."

by Stu Jones September 9, 2011

train jumping

(British English) train jumping is where someone gets on the train and doesn't pay - giving them a free ride

jake: " the train from exmouth to exeter is £4.70, but i haven't got enough."

josh: "go train jumping then"

by klusigojustice May 21, 2010

Train hopping

A form of transportation via freight trains which is very illegal and dangerous

I'm train hopping to Chicago

by Laura quinns June 1, 2018

Train Jousting

A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.

Hey Billy! You should've payed your debt you lil' shit. We'll be train jousting the next morning!

by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019

train wank

When you stand at the platform masturbating, whilst using endurance to hold the orgasm until a train comes. As the train approaches, simultaneously ejaculate at the window as it goes past. - NOTE: This may be slightly dangerous if you are not an experienced train wanker.

Every weekend I like to stand at the station and furiously train wank.

by ryder91 May 14, 2009

Train lag

The feeling the rider will experience from the motion of a train. The fatigue from being crushed into a seat for more than 5 hours.

Train Lag can be experienced by:
- Taking a train that originates in daylight hours and ends at night.
- Taking a train that originates in nighttime hours and ends in daylight.
- A ride that deals with multiple time zones.
- Riding in Coach Class the entire trip.
- A train ride that has at least two meals of train food.

I took Amtrak from Toronto to Chicago when I arrived I was a mess yo -- I got Train lag.

by Mindtrip December 20, 2008

train hop

Sneaking aboard freight trains as a means of transportation.

by Sooper! June 9, 2002