I don't know what the definition is. I wish someone would define it for me. I see it used all over the internet and in print, but I don't see a bona fide definition for it. I came to the Urban Dictionary, but alas it is not here either.
by kz5bw5 May 22, 2009
Based on the Medieval machines used to torture people
VERB:
1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain on the listeners
2. the act of listening to a long boring story in which pain is being inflicted on you
ADJECTIVE:
3. Describing an awful situation
VERB:
1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain on the listeners
2. the act of listening to a long boring story in which pain is being inflicted on you
ADJECTIVE:
3. Describing an awful situation
I torture racked the bartender last night when I kept insisting that he speak French to me.
That story about her grandmother's gravy recipe was such a torture rack.
That story about her grandmother's gravy recipe was such a torture rack.
by Esther 829 June 03, 2007
Cleat torture is when an individual ties up another individual and proceeds to drag a singular stud on a cleat down the person's left testicle. Some use this as a torture device, but others use it for sexual pleasure.
Kevin: "Yo did you and Stacy get it on last night?"
John: "Bro she is freaky she wanted to cleat torture me."
John: "Bro she is freaky she wanted to cleat torture me."
by bigstrappingcowboy May 26, 2020
by Cactus thief November 04, 2017
by datbooooiiiiiiiiii. November 25, 2017
Cutting into a guy's hard cock with a sharp knife, or burning it with a cig lighter until the head falls off. Also filleting a penis can be fun, and then you get to take him both ways at once!
Drawback: causes him lots of pain and you have to find a new cock to fuck after.
Bonus: causes him lots of pain and you get to find a new cock to fuck after.
Drawback: causes him lots of pain and you have to find a new cock to fuck after.
Bonus: causes him lots of pain and you get to find a new cock to fuck after.
After I cut his cock in half down the middle, I sat on him sideways and fucked him up and ass and pussy at the same time until he passed out from loss of blood. Now I'm looking for a new cock - want to sleep with me tonight baby?
by Stephie Longhorn February 16, 2004
When some bastard chains you to the ground and grows bamboo right through your chest. Bamboo grows very quickly and so will not take long to grow through you.
by thatguy6988646 February 05, 2009