Tuppy-toucher

An adult male/female who is attracted to prepubescent girls.

Did you hear our old teacher Mr Galvin is a proper tuppy-toucher?

by kotokonjo September 7, 2014

kid toucher

someone who touches little boys for enjoyment that are named Josh

josh is a kid toucher

by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020

toe toucher

a crazy good cheerleader who is especially good at toe touches and thinks the real anthony and andrew on the squad are not the imposters!

Belinda is a good toe toucher and thinks that anthony and andrew r better than the other anthony and adndrew

by TuckerlovesKiffer August 22, 2004

kid toucher / boy lover

someone who likes to touch little boys for their pleasure and enjoyment. These people are often named josh

"what the hell josh. let go of that little boy. stop being a kid toucher / boy lover"

by FAT ELF KID September 6, 2020

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

See Bushman.

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

by Shotgun Larry May 10, 2003

Torched

To consume a numerous amount of alcohol and hang out with some buds

Guy #1 How much are you going to drink tonight?
Guy #2 Dude I'm going to get absolutely torched

by bigjohn11111 June 1, 2010

mexico toucher

the way another country describes the US. USA being the only country that touches mexico.

"bacdafucup you mexico touchers im from cananda"-a canadian

" no way you stinky mexico touchers!"-canada to the us on THE SIMSPONS

by dont be a menace March 9, 2005