WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
by genemutant November 23, 2023
April 24th is universal give sloppy toppy to Avery day! On April 24th, you have to give violent sloppy toppy to you good bro Avery
Friend 1: what day is it today?
Friend 2: April 24th, why?
Friend 1: WHAT? I ALMOST FORGOT TO GIVE AVERY SLOPPY TOPPY TODAY
*friend 1 goes and gives Avery and gives him the sloppiest toppy on National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day*
Friend 2: April 24th, why?
Friend 1: WHAT? I ALMOST FORGOT TO GIVE AVERY SLOPPY TOPPY TODAY
*friend 1 goes and gives Avery and gives him the sloppiest toppy on National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day*
by salad w3nch February 17, 2025
Named after the world’s greatest news presenter Paul Lobb of 9 News, Lobby Toppy is the act of giving or receiving a blowjob during the reading of news headlines
“Damn, I was reading her a breaking news report and she hits me with the meanest Lobby Toppy of all time!”
by the lobbmeister December 19, 2021
John: Hey you’re finally back from your trip to Italy.
Jake: Yea, I met this smoking hot broad and she totally gave me some woppy toppy bro.
Jake: Yea, I met this smoking hot broad and she totally gave me some woppy toppy bro.
by LiquidDeath4 February 27, 2025
when a clarinet or saxophone player in the gold star marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away
Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*
by salad w3nch February 17, 2025
when a clarinet or saxophone player in marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away
Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*
by salad w3nch February 17, 2025
Nate: “What’s the best head you’ve ever had Tom?”
Tom: “I got some sloot to give me some tiptoe toppy one time.”
Nate: “Solid. I love getting some from midgets too.”
Tom: “I got some sloot to give me some tiptoe toppy one time.”
Nate: “Solid. I love getting some from midgets too.”
by Slango-unchained April 24, 2019