No Toques

Spanish for, "(You) Don't Touch"
Also can be defined as an order issued by someone, in relation to an object or another person, on people or animals in the area, or anywhere else ,at the issuer's discretion.
Can be pronounced "No Tow-kess" or "No Tokes" (Mainly by stoners/hippies/420 fanatics)
(**Pronunciations change by country/region**)

"Effective Immediately, I issue an order of "NO TOQUES" for everyone, in relation to my head. Nobody is to touch my head without my express consent, and violations may be punished to the fullest extent of the law...
So, "NO TOQUES", Y'all!!

by Tejano Tank Commander June 14, 2017

true torque

When you wake up in the morning with a piss filled hard-on and as you push your erection down into the toilet your heels lift off the ground.

I passed a true torque piss this morning.

by Suh.dudee December 7, 2017

Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.

Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.

by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023

Turned the torque up

Having a wank; masturbation

Jennifer Connelly was on TV so Rob turned the torque up

by Robin Rob Gibbs December 16, 2022

torque

To get all pissed off

He got really torqued when they wouldn't give him his money back.

by Peter Torque August 7, 2004

spin your touque

to punch someone in a way that makes thier touque spin around on thier head.

stop making fun of my girl or i'm gonna spin your touque

by drtymx August 28, 2006

toque toke

A toque toke is the ultimate method for inhaling cannabis when smoking Canada's most luscious ganja strains. What you gotta do is purchase a very large toque/beanie and pull it over your entire head. Then get your buds to take big fat rips on their bongs and exhale under the toque. The aim is to get as much smoke percolated up inside your face toque as possible.

(this is also called a BEANIE TOKE)

someone concerned: hey, are you alright? You look extremely unwell....

Michael: Naaaaaah dude...I took a toque toke last night at the bonfire.

by b0$$-4$$-b1+(H October 30, 2018