To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.
(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident; 19 October, 2020)
(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident; 19 October, 2020)
The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.
by Winkchester October 20, 2020
an unskilled player in a vidio game (mohaa) that has to use a rocket to get kills ,because he does not have the skill to use any other weapon.
by MOH MAFIA June 18, 2005
Exposing your dick while on a Zoom call. Typically happens if you're masturbating while taking the call and there is an attractive coworker, whom you want to hook up with, but are married and have a family.
Almost always, you would "not know" the camera was on, leading to pulling a Toobin to be done by accident or on purpose.
Almost always, you would "not know" the camera was on, leading to pulling a Toobin to be done by accident or on purpose.
I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I got fired from my job for jerking off while on a Zoom call and my dick made it on camera...You know, I was pulling a Toobin.
by TheHeardDerg October 19, 2020
(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.
Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?
Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.
Friend: Bad break bro.
Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.
Friend: Bad break bro.
by Flog Logger October 21, 2020
When sitting on zoom calls becomes a drag, so you decide to take your dick out have a pull to help take the edge off and pass some time. The Toobin finishes the business and realises he forgot to mute the video, and sees his work colleagues staring in awe - only to leak the episode to the national press.
Hells teeth, did you see the look on Jeffery’s face when he realised we all saw his stand up wank on zoom this afternoon! That’s the best example of The Toobin I’ve ever seen! I heard he’s changing his name to Jeffrey Toobin.
by Fingerpie4all October 20, 2020
by Diabeetus Maximus May 07, 2022
To masturbate during a zoom meeting.
by bigb0ngz October 21, 2020