Toby

Toby is a lad who likes to play skyblock, bedwars and Hypixel Party games. Even though he is a lad, he enjoys watching hot, steamy, sexy porn. He loves hot women that squat all the time. He always groans and moans. He likes dick and supports the Fascists and is rascist un-lad. He thinks everyone should be white and everyone else is a black monkey. Some people call him Hitler 2.0 but I call him daddy. He says he has a sister but he doesn't but his brother is a god.

"Oh no, Russia is invading," Ukraine Said.
"Is russia white," Said a random guy.
"No"
"Is russia sexy,"
"No" Ukraine said.
"Is russia cracked at minecraft,"
"No"Ukraine responded.
"Is the prime minister male,"
"yes," Ukraine said confused.
"I'll suck his dick, mwahahahahahahhahaaaa." Toby said as he grabbed Vladimir Putin's shlong and deep throughted it so far down.

by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 27, 2022

Tobi

the act of waking up in a state of half-drunken cannibalism, biting a girl's neck and ass in a manner more inclined to hunger than sex, then hiking up her skirt, pulling her underwear, laughing at it, and riding her screaming "Shut the face, shut the face, shut the face!"

He woke up after the party and pulled a Tobi on the first girl he could find!

by Hildegaard April 25, 2010

Toby

a small kid who is a savage, he has a tiny penis but still finds a way to fuck ya girl, watch out for kids named toby, they small and powerful

last night toby fucked me said naquesha to dom rizzeri

by gvygv January 11, 2017

Toby

Toby is a Very Loveable and Kind person. He is happy go lucky and seems to always have a smile on his face. He brings happiness and life to everyone he meets, and he is very attractive looking person. He treats the opposite gender as he would like to be treated: with love and respect and genuine kindness. Toby is an athlete who loves to party and kickback and enjoy himself every now and then as well. Toby can be self doubting from time to time though. Overall Toby is a great person you would want to get to Know

“Bro, Toby is such a nice guy”

by Christopher Iven Jenkins May 3, 2018

Toby

Someone who is the worst.

Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children, since it's uh, you know, there's gambling and alcohol, it's in our dangerous warehouse, it's a school night, and you know, Hooters is catering, and is that - is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.

Toby: We want to go home.
Michael: Well, you don’t even have anyone to go home to, Toby.

Michael: Did anyone do anything involving an Indian burial ground?
Oscar: Like what?
Michael: Like park on it. Or dig up a body... Toby? Anything you want to tell us?
Toby: No, I did not violate an Indian burial ground. In fact I had some good luck recently, Alfredo's Pizza, picked my business card out of the basket, so... uh, I got a week of free pies.
Pam: That's cool.
Toby: Yeah.
Michael: Perfect. So our tragedy is your good luck. Satan.

Michael: (next house) Hey Toby! You suck! (throwing eggs at his house)
DeAngelo: Is this an employee of ours?
Michael: (giggles) Go go go go go go!

by MichaelScott March 22, 2013

Toby

Someone who is probably gay and dates lesbiens

Stop being such a toby

by Kim jongoink March 3, 2017

Tobi

Infamous alias for one who has been getting shit done since '92, hoe.

Ex:

Scenario:
2013, Downs is still in college

Downs: Dam, Tobi eez alrady grajewayting...

Bin Talal: Muthafucka! He's been doing shit like that since '92 son.

by Pyol May 2, 2011