blimping

(v) The act of surfing the internet while taking a shit. Similar in concept to a blumpkin. The proliferation of laptop computers and wireless internet has created a need to define this act, which is growing more commonplace.

fake : hey man whats ^
tang : nothin man just blimping
fake : word dont forget to wipe

by Sir Nicholas III November 3, 2016

Blimp

a person who is 100% rope bunny

Yo I heard that grace is a blimp

by A Person behind bars November 21, 2019

Pocket Blimp

When you have a boner so big that you can see it through a guys pants from like 20 yards away.

“Holy shit! Did you see Josh’s pocket blimp?!”

by BonierRope February 15, 2020

limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

Blimp Bump

When you hold your balls like a brain and someone does a bump in the space between the balls.

Yo I did fat blimp bump off my boyfriend’s ballsack last week

by Fuckboii 3000 November 24, 2020

Simp Blimp

a blimp full of simps

All aboard the simp blimp

by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020

Blimp, There It Is!

A parody on the song "Whoomp there it is!" to fit the mocking enthusiasm of a pissy fat person.

(Fat-ass bitches about something petty)
Response:
Uh oh, Blimp, There It Is! Blimp, There It Is!

by yursh22 May 17, 2017