Dirty Zayne

After working the door of a nightclub in the summer heat, you go home to your gay lover for a golden shower and loving cuddle.
It was hot at work tonight, I’m looking forward to Ali giving me The Dirty Zayne when we get home together.
by Trevypoo April 08, 2020
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Zayn Malik

zayn malik is one of the most caring, kind, lovable, good artists, and with an absolutely wonderful voice !!
x : who is zayn malik ?
me: don't you know zayn ??? she is the best singer i have ever listened to !!!
by lexixzayn November 26, 2021
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Zayn Malik

someone: hey do u know Zayn Malik?
someone 2: yes omg he is fucking GOD!!
by taylorswiftslut July 18, 2021
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Gotta Zayn

Gotta leave early (just like Zayn did in One Direction)
Friends: hey! let’s go play outside

Me: i cant! I gotta Zayn
by Rougie I’d gay July 31, 2018
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zayn malik

the loml and he should yours too because have you seen him he’s so hot and hot hate for leaving the band but last time i check it was for his meant health so back off and leave him alone he did nothing wrong.
1:ugh why did zayn malik leave the band he’s so annoying

2: *gunshot*
2: my work here is done
by ruth.regalado April 21, 2021
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Zayn Malik

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Zayn Malik?
Person 2: Yeah! He’s Harry’s soulmate for sure.
by asdf_anya_asdf May 17, 2021
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Zayn Malik

A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.
Zayn Malik resembles a 4 year old gymnastics girl with yeast infection.
by Doniya Malik June 22, 2012
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