by Wordexcrement March 25, 2019
Get the Chrismug. 
The Asian friend that we all have and know, who's parents named him Chris as a way to Americanize him. Thinks of himself as a very smart kid, but in reality, falls a bit behind. Born and raised skinny as a twig, easy to pick up and able to be thrown around like teddy bear. In most cases, once a Chris has found someone who he finds attractive and love, he would be unable to give up said love. Chasing it to the ends of the world even when rejected or found impossible to achieve.
Example 1:
Person A: Who is that kid over there?
Person B: His name is Chris. You ought to not get too close to him.
Example 2:
Person A: Fuck mon, why is he still chasing after that girl even while he lives at the other side of the world?
Person B: It'd be a classic Chris mon.
Person A: Who is that kid over there?
Person B: His name is Chris. You ought to not get too close to him.
Example 2:
Person A: Fuck mon, why is he still chasing after that girl even while he lives at the other side of the world?
Person B: It'd be a classic Chris mon.
by TruthyyyfullyFake June 18, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Chris is not a good person and will probably break your heart over text. People with this name or Christopher suck. And play minecraft an excessive amount. He breaks hearts to get with other girls that he has been with with names like Raven.
by BELA4LIFE April 17, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A Scottish Canadian host of a season of the Total Drama series. Although they are popular television personalities, a Chris is egomaniacal to a fault, often foregoing or willingly going against contestants' happiness and well-being if it means getting more viewers. This makes them universally hated by contestants, with their hatred of them being the only thing they can all agree on. While a Chris prefers to remain out of the challenges and act more impartially at the beginning of the series, they increasingly becomes more involved to the point of criminal activity. Their narcissism causes them to do more things focusing on them.
A typical saying from a Chris:
“We told them they'd all be staying at a 5 star resort, so if they seem a little T.O.ed, that's probably why.”
“We told them they'd all be staying at a 5 star resort, so if they seem a little T.O.ed, that's probably why.”
by thetdimastero June 19, 2023
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a very hot guy (sexy man). Chris always thinks people are intimidated by his toxic masculinity and BIG DICK. He also can be described as staring at girls tits in a LED hot tub at 11pm. Personally, this mans had a staring contest with my cooch while i was just minding my own business, then proceeded to ask me if the curtain matches the drapes. he reminds me of the shooting pain you sometimes get in your left tit. speaking of tit don’t be suprised if chris asks u to pop one. watch out for chris…
Kelly: Omg Chris was just staring at my tits!!
Sara: He was staring at my cooch too in the hot tub!!
Kelly: He asked me to pop a tit
Sara: He was staring at my cooch too in the hot tub!!
Kelly: He asked me to pop a tit
by cassidygrove February 19, 2022
Get the Chrismug. guy 1) I'm so stressed out I want to die!
guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.
guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.
by dracublah July 6, 2009
Get the Chrismug.