double en-tundra

1. A horrible pun told above the tree-line.
2. The kind of joke that gets you beat up.

"We pined for new jokes as soon as we got above the tree line, but we were already in the double en-tundra."

by Tyler Morell April 9, 2008

tundra fever

Tundra fever describes a cross-ethnic relationship in which the couple consists of an Eskimo and a Caucasian.

George: "Did you hear that Douggie and Mary are together now?"

Jennifer: "Really? That's some Tundra Fever right there!"

by deltahotel207 July 29, 2010

tundra 250

tundra 250 fast skidoo goes over 250, there yellow and white and you macks big jumps on the pond and the goes fast like rantttttttttttttt

omg kyle cant keep up with jon and anthony on there tundra 250's l;ike rant razzin on the bay

by xxjon7 February 16, 2008

toyota tundra

Japanese attempt at making a full size truck catering almost exclusively to men in big cities in Texas, Colorado, Arizona, and California who want to be macho with a pickup truck, but will only ever use the 4-wheel drive when his subdivision road is snow covered. Tundras are very seldom seen in the midwest where trucks are needed to perform actual farm duties.

Man from Phoenix: "I got a new truck"

Man from Nebraska: "Nice! a Chevy or a Ford?"

Man from Phoenix: "A Toyota Tundra"

Man from Nebraska: "Oh I thought you said you bought a truck. Well I have to go haul a trailer of corn out of the mud and pick my son up from football"

Man from Phoenix: "Ya I have to go pick my son up from soccer and meet my boyfriend for sushi"

by ohiofarmboy May 28, 2009

Tindate

A date with someone you "met" on Tinder.

Jenny: "Hey wanna grab dinner tonight?"
Lisa: "Sorry, I can't. I have a hot Tindate."

by sarahazombie February 27, 2015

Tundra

HUGE FAT PERSON!!!! used as a nickname for somone fat.

What's up Tundra!

Hey Tundra!

by Me myself and I him October 27, 2007

sam tindall

someone who masturbates in water, usually bath water or shower water. to have a sam tindall is to be horny in the wettest of weathers

a sam tindall is common in males who have massive black dicks, and may have a poor looking moustache

a sam tindall would masturbate in a shower in the french alps

by adcpmd January 21, 2011