A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.
by Motorboating SOB April 13, 2009
Get the Scissor me timbersmug. by hannah September 17, 2005
Get the camp timber topsmug. An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.
by Julie Raven August 6, 2006
Get the shiver me timbersmug. Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"
by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006
Get the shiver me timbersmug. Variation of shiver me timbers, the pirate phrase meaning "shake my bones." An expression of mild shock. The kind of thing you'd say if your dad stood on the table in the middle of your local Chinese restaurant and whipped out his tackle.
by Steezy20 December 27, 2008
Get the shizzle me timbersmug. What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.
by Imapirateduh January 31, 2007
Get the Shiver me timbersmug. basically means oh my gosh, you say it in front of your but you don't want your teacher to know. But the teacher still finds out
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Teacher: I am setting your two pieces of homework due for Friday
Student: Ohhhhh shiver my timbers!!!
Student: Ohhhhh shiver my timbers!!!
by TheWettestMandem April 7, 2019
Get the Shiver my timbersmug.