tijuana hooker

A drink to be consumed once already smash-faced. There are 3 steps and the process requires at least 2 people, salt, cheap tequila, and lime slices - the one doing the shot, and one of his/her friends (make sure it's a friend, not an enemy, unless you're a risk taker)

Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.

Enjoy!

Shit, look at all these freshmen, let's make them do Tijuana Hookers!

by BlakeSomeNoyes May 17, 2008

Tijuana Doughnut

When a man is having anal intercourse with a partner and the partner defecates, and when he pulls out there is a ring of feces around his penis.

Michelle gave Tommy a Tijuana Doughnut last night!

by grumblekeix February 4, 2009

Tijuana Roulette

When you go in Random restaurants in mexico and drink the tap water, whoever pukes/shits first is the loser

I was just in Mexico with my bro, we played tijuana roulette, he lost and puked everywhere

by xIOWANx February 21, 2011

Tijuana milkshake

When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰

Me and my ex are dirty we did the Tijuana milkshake after hitting the gym.

by Joe asskick May 8, 2019

Tijuana Slinger

Eating Copious amounts of Mexican food, then engaging in anal sex with the expectation of explosive diarrhea.

Bill and I decided to invest in rubber sheets after a real Tijuana Slinger.

by kungfumelissa October 28, 2017

Tijuana satchel

The act of covertly defecating in another's person's purse, messenger bag, backpack, suitcase or similar luggage.

After getting fired from work, on his way out of the office, Dave turned the HR lady's purse into a Tijuana Satchel.

by Walfer March 23, 2023

tijuana rimjob

Taking a shot of tequila out of a persons butthole and then blowing a line of cocaine back into it.

You ever have a tijuana rimjob? Its when a girl takes a shot out of your butthole and then blows a line of coke into it. You have to give one back though or else it doesnt count

by josthegross November 11, 2014