A drink to be consumed once already smash-faced. There are 3 steps and the process requires at least 2 people, salt, cheap tequila, and lime slices - the one doing the shot, and one of his/her friends (make sure it's a friend, not an enemy, unless you're a risk taker)
Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.
Enjoy!
Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.
Enjoy!
by BlakeSomeNoyes May 18, 2008
When a man is having anal intercourse with a partner and the partner defecates, and when he pulls out there is a ring of feces around his penis.
by grumblekeix February 05, 2009
When you go in Random restaurants in mexico and drink the tap water, whoever pukes/shits first is the loser
by xIOWANx February 01, 2011
The punishing process of tethering a string snugly around a subjects testicles and then snugly around an open door handle. Should the subject fail to comply with any demands the door may be swiftly shut, thus pain ensues.
by Crackbasher September 26, 2015
When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰
by Joe asskick May 09, 2019
(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.
Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.
by Arlas June 25, 2015
The act of covertly defecating in another's person's purse, messenger bag, backpack, suitcase or similar luggage.
After getting fired from work, on his way out of the office, Dave turned the HR lady's purse into a Tijuana Satchel.
by Walfer March 24, 2023