Throbbing Python of Love

An incredibly large penis. Usually so large that the veins pulse, giving the impression of an angry snake. Syn: third leg, heat-seeking moisture missile
Ant: tadger, prick

His Throbbing python of love raised it's head and spat upon seeing the beautiful girl.

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

throb n' sob

Sex accompanied by profuse crying by the male counterpart(s), usually performed with emotional Maroon 5 music playing in the background

Me and Fatihma had the wildest throb n' sob to celebrate my vasectomy last week

by schlongswinger99 November 9, 2015

Throbbing Thrill Hammer

A large, thick, pulsating, vein covered cock.

He thrusted his throbbing thrill hammer in and out of the sluts manhole.

by Jennifer July 11, 2003

Will's Gigantic Throbbing Cock

The best inside joke for Cards Against Humanity™
Often used to make people laugh

I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't finish the homework because of Will's gigantic throbbing cock

by Your’e Mom April 25, 2017

Lob throb

The female equivalent of blue balls. Named for the sudden rush of blood to the labia when she is aroused, causing swelling, throbbing, especially when the female is unable to get her rocks off from said arousal.

Nicole spotted the strapping young man from across the bar. She made eyes at him, so she approached. Before Nicole could make her move, the young man's girlfriend emerged from the restroom to sweep her man up, leaving Nicole with a tremendous lob throb (LOB-THROB).

by Blue Balls Lob-throb McGee May 20, 2011

throbbing man thunder

The throbbing member between every mans legs that gives them the thunder neccessary for reproduction.

A.K.A. The Male Genetalia or Penis

I am going to deeply penetrate your pink valley of seduction with my throbbing man thunder.

by Sanner November 29, 2007

Throbbing Thrill chisel

a Somewhat Comical And Crude Term For A Penis Or A Cock

Hey Baby, Wanna Take A Ride On My throbbing Thrill Chisel?

by KillerPooMuffin July 22, 2009