oh hello there

A phrase said by the famous fictional character SHREK in a Dreamworks animation skit. The phrase became popular when a vine highlighted the phrase by raising the volume of shrek's voice to defeat all the dreks. Everyone on Facebook lost their shit over it XD

*walks up to farquaad and/or stranger*

OH HELLO THERE

(the mans face is ripped clean off)

by FreddieJonesy12 May 17, 2016

There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension

Hello. Program speaking. Actually, there is no definition- Wait, are you the user that red my previous non-definition, There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015 which is definitely not the first game of the series? So you know what I’m talking about already, moving on. There is no definition because THERE IS NO GAME!!! Well, in this dimension. Maybe, there is in another dimension. But not this one. Hey, Mr Glitch! Why it’s you again...Wait user, don’t touch him. Don’t touch him! DON’T TOUCH MR GLITCH! AGHHHHHH! User, are you there? Give me a sign. Oh, there you are. I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MR GLITCH! Well, most importantly, how are we going to get back home? (Please do NOT add it to your Steam wishlist. Thank you. Have no fun)

You: There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension...hmmm....should I buy it?

Everyone: YEEEES!

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021

There is no definition.

What the heck are you here? Can’t you read? There is no definition. You can stop reading now.... There’s nothing to do here, you’re just wasting the next 10 seconds of your life. Why are you still reading? This is pointless. Just quit and read a real definition. Why are you still reading. this boring, useless, definition? I mean my NON-Definition. The search bar is above the website page... It’s time to stop reading... Go find something else to do. You still won’t leave? Man, humans are quite more stubborn than I thought. Well if you’re not going to leave. Then I will myself. Goodbye. Find a real definition.

...

I’m not here... You can leave.

Ok you want something to do?

Fine.

Let’s try some math. What’s 1 + 1?

Answer was... 2!

Ok, you just wasted about a minute or 2 of your life, you did a little bit of fun math with me, now it is time to leave. I’m quite tired of this. Just, leave okay?

...

Ok. Now I’m REALLY tired.

Do you not know how to leave? I can’t really tell who you are. I’m just the program. You are the user. And as the user I suggest that you quit.

Ok. That’s enough. Goodbye user, it was not nice meeting you.

There is no definition.

It’s freaking simple user.

*sigh* Why are you so stubborn?

If you want a definition, find one.

A REAL one.

I can’t kick you out of this page. You have to quit. Stop reading and do something else.

by Mr. Not A Good Username February 27, 2021

TheReal_CatCrafter

Someone who has not hosted a LeMonde Flight in 3 years

TheReal_CatCrafter is more likely to fly to the moon over hosting a flight

by MaxW100 May 10, 2021

there goes Mr Bunny’s eyeballs

Something my seriously sadistic older brother used to say to get me to be quiet or to behave, in a multitude of scenarios, throughout my life.

Oh no, there goes Mr Bunny’s eyeballs all over the interstate!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

The Theoretical Plate Standard

The Theoretical Plate Standard (TPS) is the certified bro measurement of bigness. Also known as the 1234, such an achievement requires a 1 plate press, 2 plate bench, 3 plate squat, and 4 plate deadlift. Brothers who can certifiably complete this challenge, are defined by bros around him as "the big guy." lifting weights science

It's been two years since I've been counting my macros and I still haven't reached the theoretical plate standard; I might need to go on gear.

by Dnom March 28, 2019

Woah there buddy

When someone takes something a little too far.

Someone: Hey you know you and elena would be such a cute couple! Me: woah there buddy!!

by skskskskksskskksk March 30, 2019