Jade Thirlwall

Jeed

"Let’s make this clear - no man defines MY happiness. I DEFINE MY HAPPINESS. And the right man will add to that, not determine it." - Jade Thirlwall, 2018

Jade Thirlwall - the mother of gays

by MixerlandTeacher February 2, 2019

thinwa

A declaration by thin, and usually healthy, people against the consumption of a food perceived as being fattening or generally unhealthy. Derivative of fatwa, as a religious edict against something unsavoury.

Owing to the recent bad press about trans fats, members of my running club have issued a thinwa against Girl Guide cookies.

by newsamjohnson February 6, 2010

But can you do this?

When PewDiePie uses his ergonomic chair and folds it backwards to combat a point he has no words for.

Person: You don’t have any original content Pewds.
PewDiePie: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS? *lies down in chair*

by Rafaeru_ January 11, 2018

This Is America 2

I know you wanna die
Girl you gotta die
This is a meme, that's a cream (E)
I got a brudda now, look at my weapon now (*rapid laser shots*)
Look at my cock, what the fuck is that? (ooo)
Yo grandma's dizzy, Don't got her sleeping pills
She's barely living now, Trippidy trippin now
Yaey, this is a bakery, buns in my pants
I'm a trap, I got a carrot
Yeye, Ima go fuck a gorilla
This is wrong
Ye ye, Ima go take a shit on my cousin's car so fuck you
Drink the Cola yey
I got Cola yey
Yey, yey, ye, ye, ye
OoOoOoOoOoO
OoOoOoOoOoO
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
OoOoOoOo
Suck somebody, you gon' suck somebody, I'm an asshole
This is a gym, look what I'm capable of
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Gucci gang
I'm so big, I'm a fatty, Wash my car bitch
This is America, that's Canada
Where's my coat at (flat)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100
Contra, contra, contra, contra, contra, contra
4, 6, 9? (woah)
Age is just a number
Yeah, suck it bitch
Oh shit, It's the police
Get down

Bro Have You heard the new meme This Is America 2, it has memes inside of memes

by fafoerjfeflaejif' October 2, 2018

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

by francescunt October 29, 2021

Think Tankie

A person who is professionally involved in spreading propaganda while working for a think tank that is funded by weapons manufacturers who literally build tanks.

I just landed a sweet job at the Australia Strategic Policy Institute (ASPI) as a junior Think Tankie!

by High Level Wumao October 12, 2020

Thirple

It has three definitions:

1. Shorthand term for Thirty Times (when one say triple it means three times thus a Thriple is thirty times)

2. Third Nipple

3. The name of the color in between the Red and the Magenta color spectrum. Lies more on the Violet / Purple side.

That is one unique thirple you got there man, damn.

by Oxxy_Montalvy November 6, 2016