by not Drew November 24, 2007
an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.
Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!
by Lilrandom July 07, 2008
An extremely hairy woman with:
an over-grown wad of female bush completely surrounding the vagina
an over-grown wad of female bush covering the anus
a 'happy trail'
back hair
an over-grown wad of female bush completely surrounding the vagina
an over-grown wad of female bush covering the anus
a 'happy trail'
back hair
Tim: So Eric did you have sex with that girl last night?
Eric: Yeah, but she was a Wombat Jungle, so it wasn't the best.
Eric: Yeah, but she was a Wombat Jungle, so it wasn't the best.
by neonWaner May 14, 2009
When a man puts his mouth on a females/mans butt hole and sucks until the inner lining of the butt hole pops out causing the ass to look like a wombats face (must not shave butt for two months)
by Catoo October 05, 2009
by E. Roger Coswell June 09, 2005
a wombat (found in and around the town of Jindabyne Aus) that is perpetually stoned. this fascinating animal has an obsession with car suspension. they are often found on the side of roads, with a dash of florescent paint on their backs, thinking about the suspension that they have just seen. Albert Einstein was a stoned wombat in disguise.
by [JAMMO] November 24, 2008
A sexual act wherein the female lies face down with her rear slightly propped up on pillow and the male stands 4-5ft away before charging the female, leaping into the air while screaming "Flying Wombat!" and finally making a crash landing inside the female.
When Eric flipped me over and ran away I wasn't sure what to think, then I heard him cry "Flying Wombat!" and braced myself for impact.
by The Flying Sheriffbat June 06, 2010