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Short Bus One

Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.
"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."
by crjoker April 7, 2025
mugGet the Short Bus Onemug.

short bus

A person with a small penis or smaller than an average penis
I have a big dick - dude

Haha not even close, short bus -girl
by Kmach16 August 11, 2017
mugGet the short busmug.

Short Bus Mafia

Those kids you used to make fun of because they wore helmets and rode the " special kids" mini bus to school have now formed their own wrecking crew
You shoulda seen it, they just rolled right over him, backed up and rolled him again shouting "Short Bus Mafia!"....that aint your grandma's powerchair, shit
by SHACKDIESEL March 23, 2023
mugGet the Short Bus Mafiamug.

Short Bus Alumni

Someone who has graduated from the short bus ( middle school or high school.) and is still a fucking idiot. even if you've never been on the short bus you are not exempt from being classified as a Short Bus Alumni. (As long as your stupid or do stupid shit or as kind as your an idiot and do idiotic shit you can proudly claim your a Short Bus Alumni
If anyone does something remotely stupid or any action devoid of intelligence, the proper response should be " Are you a Short Bus Alumni?". It could also be use to say that one is not stupid or devoid of intelligence " At least your not a Short Bus Alumni"
by Autumn Emperor August 26, 2024
mugGet the Short Bus Alumnimug.

Short Bus Syndrome

The condition in which only the stupidest of all idiots has
DeShawn: Aye yo, why that little kid keep saying "6-7, 6-7?"

Jethro: Man, don't worry about him, everyone on the block knows he's got Short Bus Syndrome
by DaddyLongDick420 October 16, 2025
mugGet the Short Bus Syndromemug.

Short bus kid

Specially abled? You call short bus kids specially abled? They’re just retarded!
by Typhoon suey May 29, 2024
mugGet the Short bus kidmug.

Going short bus

The act in which you declare you are about to go so stupid that it can only be described as going short bus.

Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and went short bus
Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and in doing so he was going short bus with the swear words.
by Sex master 2000 April 3, 2025
mugGet the Going short busmug.

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