A concoction of sorts.
Depending on the amount you consume it will increase your elo in a video game of your choice within 2-6 hours of consuming it, side effects may include wonkiness, loss of memory, bad things happening to you.
Depending on the amount you consume it will increase your elo in a video game of your choice within 2-6 hours of consuming it, side effects may include wonkiness, loss of memory, bad things happening to you.
I drank the elo potion and everything just clicked, I finally managed to escape oompa loompa low.
Disgusting Low Master Dogs finally can't harass me anymore
Disgusting Low Master Dogs finally can't harass me anymore
by monsterman2781 March 24, 2024
Guy 1: "Hey dude, did you see that new detox smoothie on TikTok?"
Guy 2:"You mean that stupid miracle potion? Please, it doesn't do anything."
Guy 2:"You mean that stupid miracle potion? Please, it doesn't do anything."
by unfortunate anemo August 15, 2024
As Johan's birthday approached, Malte and Vilmer knew they wanted to give him a special gift. They had heard rumors of a powerful potion of youth that could restore youth and vitality to even the oldest person, and they knew that this would be the perfect gift for their dear friend.
But obtaining the potion would be no easy feat. The potion was said to be guarded by a powerful wizard who lived in a castle deep in the mountains. The wizard was known to be highly skilled in magic, and had many traps and obstacles in place to keep intruders out.
Malte knew that his toffel shoes would come in handy for the journey, allowing him to move swiftly and quietly through the wizard's castle. Vilmer, on the other hand, was confident that his love for pork would provide the distraction they needed to get past the wizard's guards.
Together, the trio set out on their quest. As they made their way through the mountains, Malte's toffel shoes allowed him to easily navigate treacherous terrain, while Vilmer used his pork to distract any animals that crossed their path.
When they finally arrived at the wizard's castle, they found that it was heavily guarded. But Vilmer had a plan. He cooked up a delicious pulled pork sandwich and set it out as bait, luring the guards away from their posts.
But obtaining the potion would be no easy feat. The potion was said to be guarded by a powerful wizard who lived in a castle deep in the mountains. The wizard was known to be highly skilled in magic, and had many traps and obstacles in place to keep intruders out.
Malte knew that his toffel shoes would come in handy for the journey, allowing him to move swiftly and quietly through the wizard's castle. Vilmer, on the other hand, was confident that his love for pork would provide the distraction they needed to get past the wizard's guards.
Together, the trio set out on their quest. As they made their way through the mountains, Malte's toffel shoes allowed him to easily navigate treacherous terrain, while Vilmer used his pork to distract any animals that crossed their path.
When they finally arrived at the wizard's castle, they found that it was heavily guarded. But Vilmer had a plan. He cooked up a delicious pulled pork sandwich and set it out as bait, luring the guards away from their posts.
With the guards distracted, Malte used his toffel shoes to sneak into the castle undetected. He navigated the twisting corridors and avoided the wizard's traps until he finally found the potion of youth.
But just as Malte was about to take the potion, he was caught by the wizard. The wizard was furious that Malte had made it so far into his castle and was about to take his prized possession.
Vilmer heard the commotion and rushed to Malte's aid, brandishing a pork chop as a weapon. He used his love for pork to distract the wizard, giving Malte the opportunity to grab the potion and escape.
With the potion of youth in hand, the trio made their way back to Johan's home. They presented the potion to Johan, who was overjoyed at the thoughtful gift.
Thanks to Malte's toffel shoes and Vilmer's love for pork, they were able to overcome the obstacles and obtain the potion of youth for their friend. It was just another adventure in the life of the amazing Toffelhjälte Malte Wegbratt and his trusty sidekick Vilmer Andersson.
But just as Malte was about to take the potion, he was caught by the wizard. The wizard was furious that Malte had made it so far into his castle and was about to take his prized possession.
Vilmer heard the commotion and rushed to Malte's aid, brandishing a pork chop as a weapon. He used his love for pork to distract the wizard, giving Malte the opportunity to grab the potion and escape.
With the potion of youth in hand, the trio made their way back to Johan's home. They presented the potion to Johan, who was overjoyed at the thoughtful gift.
Thanks to Malte's toffel shoes and Vilmer's love for pork, they were able to overcome the obstacles and obtain the potion of youth for their friend. It was just another adventure in the life of the amazing Toffelhjälte Malte Wegbratt and his trusty sidekick Vilmer Andersson.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
Doubel frash potion is the perfect word to put in any sentance, It's sort of a icebreaker when your out of words. whenever your in a crisis you can always just scream Doubel frash potion and depending on what is happening to you it will always counter it.
by Ipromisemacabriller January 20, 2020
by K. McCoy July 18, 2007
The result of sniffing recreational drugs to the extent of purchasing an excessive amount leading to an empty bank balance the following morning also resulting in making you want to cry
John went out the other night and sniffed some cry potion, "cocaine" and looked at his bank balance the next morning and he felt like crying
by Tomr93 May 24, 2024
by magwam65 May 16, 2010