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The Potion of Youth

As Johan's birthday approached, Malte and Vilmer knew they wanted to give him a special gift. They had heard rumors of a powerful potion of youth that could restore youth and vitality to even the oldest person, and they knew that this would be the perfect gift for their dear friend.

But obtaining the potion would be no easy feat. The potion was said to be guarded by a powerful wizard who lived in a castle deep in the mountains. The wizard was known to be highly skilled in magic, and had many traps and obstacles in place to keep intruders out.

Malte knew that his toffel shoes would come in handy for the journey, allowing him to move swiftly and quietly through the wizard's castle. Vilmer, on the other hand, was confident that his love for pork would provide the distraction they needed to get past the wizard's guards.

Together, the trio set out on their quest. As they made their way through the mountains, Malte's toffel shoes allowed him to easily navigate treacherous terrain, while Vilmer used his pork to distract any animals that crossed their path.

When they finally arrived at the wizard's castle, they found that it was heavily guarded. But Vilmer had a plan. He cooked up a delicious pulled pork sandwich and set it out as bait, luring the guards away from their posts.
With the guards distracted, Malte used his toffel shoes to sneak into the castle undetected. He navigated the twisting corridors and avoided the wizard's traps until he finally found the potion of youth.

But just as Malte was about to take the potion, he was caught by the wizard. The wizard was furious that Malte had made it so far into his castle and was about to take his prized possession.

Vilmer heard the commotion and rushed to Malte's aid, brandishing a pork chop as a weapon. He used his love for pork to distract the wizard, giving Malte the opportunity to grab the potion and escape.

With the potion of youth in hand, the trio made their way back to Johan's home. They presented the potion to Johan, who was overjoyed at the thoughtful gift.

Thanks to Malte's toffel shoes and Vilmer's love for pork, they were able to overcome the obstacles and obtain the potion of youth for their friend. It was just another adventure in the life of the amazing Toffelhjälte Malte Wegbratt and his trusty sidekick Vilmer Andersson.
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'Potion

A part of an amount of money. Not to be confused with potion or portion.
"Yo bro slide me some 'potion"
"Yeah fs it ain't motion if bro don't get some 'potion"
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Sleep Potion

Masturbation before bed to help you fall asleep
"I'm not tired right now, I'm going to hit the sleep potion then go to bed."
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POTION

POTION USE
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pink potion

A drink from Starbucks you can get for free if you arrive with a date. Usually proven by a kiss but can also be by hug, peck, etc
Starbucks gave u a pink potion? You and Mark must be getting serious!
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Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard
Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)
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The potion

Something that is very good or works well
This hamburguer is the potion yo
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