The One

The person believed to be the soul-mate, ultimate lover, perfect bride/groom to whoever is using said term.

Oh, Martha, I think he just might be the one.

by Jaded June 21, 2003

The One Two

Also called the "Once Over". The one two is when someone looks you up and down to judge one you in some way or another. Mostly you get this look from a hater or someone trying to size you up.

(Walking through the mall)

Ashley: "Hey why is that girl giving you The One Two"
Remedy: "I think its because she sees my new Jordans."

by Remedy 3.0 December 6, 2009

the one

that annoying asshole from the matrix

anyone: "you're the one!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "youre the one!"

keanu: "what? why am i here?"

anyone: "cause you're the one!"

keanu: "you havent answered my question"

anyone: "i just did you fucking dipshit!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "goddamit you're lucky you're the one cause theirs about ten billion people that want to punch your dumbass in the face"

by cacaboy June 20, 2003

the one

1.The single being who is able to return balance to the force.
2.The only person able to change the matrix as he sees fit, and conquer the machines that have taken over the world.

1."And you believe that you have found the one, this boy?"
2."Neo is the one from the prophecy."

by Jason June 26, 2003

"The One" porno

That special porn movie that you are going to masturbate to.

Sometimes countless hours are spent sifting through shitty porn to find "The One" porno.

by taso89 May 24, 2008

The One-Way Friend Zone

When a person is placed into the friend zone by someone, but continues to believe that there is still hope

You: "I swear dude, Jessica is so into me."

Friend: "Bro, you are so in the One-Way Friend Zone

by Axe Whoal February 26, 2011

Bop the one-eyed weasel

Verb: To Masturbate.

I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.

'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?

Oh, nothing.

by soggy waffle December 17, 2009