V card

"V" stands for virgin, holding the V card means you're still a virgin.

"I still hold the V card"

by your mom March 10, 2003

Rat Card

Rat Card (n) - A wrongful action against another for personal gain, an unfair trick, deceitful practice, or dishonest dealing.

After Pat heard that Tiffany could not handle her liquor, he pulled the Rat Card and spiked her Sprite with Vodka, next thing you know he is cuddled up with her when she is passed out under the sink.

by Ghetto Fabs March 27, 2009

race card

When an ethnic minority makes unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist.

Of course, the racist card will still be availiable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

Trap Card

When you reveal something unexpected in a flashy way.

Person 1: “Why is the orange juice missing?”
Person 2: “HAHAHA FOOL. YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD. I FUCKING DRANK IT ALL.”
Person 1: “Why?”
Person 2: “HAHAHA YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD AGAIN. I WAS FUCKING THIRSTY.”

by Lug1a October 10, 2019

Ass Card

A cue-card size piece of paper or thin cardboard with the word "ASS" written on it. When one person acts like an ass to another, the ass-ee can give the card to the ass-er as a means of letting the person know that they crossed a line and are just acting like an ass. Generally seen as a peaceful alternative to punching someone in the arm for being an ass. This comes in handy in places where punching is considered inappropriate, such as the workplace, dinner with the in-laws, and church.

A: Hey dude, your mom's cute.

B: Dude, that's weird.

A: Seriously man, she's so hot I'd TOTALLY do her.

B: *Hands ass card over* You crossed a line.

by JoePackage August 20, 2010

Red Card

Fictional card you "throw down" to your friends to initiate a no questions asked go out and get bombed no matter what kind of night. Typically you get one per year within a group of friends.

I don't care if its Tuesday and everyone has 9 a.m. class, my girlfriend just broke up with me, I'm throwing down a Red Card. Bust out the Jager!

by fluffhead1999 May 5, 2009

Rad Card

When you give yourself a Red Card from going into work, thereby ejecting yourself from showing up at the office

I pulled a Rad Card today stating that I will not show up at work today, so I can chill at home instead

by vietboy620 August 7, 2008