Moped date

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.

That ugly guy in high school with the horse cock is Bridgettes moped date these days!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

Moping

Make every person that Mopi touches 5'2" so theyre all the same height.

"Dude lets go moping"

by Lebron Bronson March 30, 2020

slick moped

a moped slathered with lots of lube

oh my god my moped just got slicked (AKA a slick moped)

by mrthinkalot December 30, 2010

Moped

A name given to a woman you arent proud you slept with. No one wants to get caught riding a moped

That Moped last night was so busted she could have made a dildo go limp!

by Bo123fo March 11, 2024

Moped

Sexiest vehicle u can get, all the chicas will want u

Oh my god I need a moped

by Ethansbigpenis August 07, 2022

Moped

An umbrella term used for almost anything. In particular, as a slight insult.

Tarik: Madi, du bist ein Moped.

Madi: Deine Mutter ist ein Moped.

by rustydeerpark January 01, 2019

Moped

A guy with not much horsepower or stamina, who is only fun to be around when your friends don't see you with him.

Rebecca calls Zack the Zoped because he is such a Moped; she only ever associated with him in 8th grade because she couldn't get anyone better.

by Sloan Petersen May 30, 2023