To 'knock over the fishbowl' is a euphamism for failing a 'girlfriend test', where your girlfriend sets up a test to ensure that you are committed to the relationship.
Alice invited me over to her apartment. Turns out my girlfriend was waiting there... Way to knock over the fishbowl.
by karkaran117 September 16, 2014
Get the knock over the fishbowl mug.Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.
Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)
Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!
Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!
by Carl Pinkerton May 16, 2009
Get the knocking on the back door mug.Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.
Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!
I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.
I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.
by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009
Get the Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door mug.When someone with a hard on grinds it against your ass while dancing, cuddling, spooning, or just standing behind you.
Tanya loved spooning but hated when her boyfriend used it as an excuse to go knocking at the back door all night.
“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”
“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Knocking at the back door mug.A knock on the doorgasm is when you're jerking off and someone knocks on the door while you're at the point of orgasm, causing a very awkard situation in which you can't decide whether to answer the door or simply ejaculate.
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