shaft juicer

A really wet fuck

I enjoyed that shaft juicer so much I had to wear a raincoat!

by chisel chest May 17, 2014

Albanian Juicer

Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.

My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.

by Cumgoggles420 June 5, 2024

Juicer

A hard-hitting punch, possibly a hay-maker, but can also be several consecutive punches with the full intention of fucking an opp up.

"Bro got handed some mega fucking juicers and got packed up."
"She laid out a juicer to that fool for talking back."

by TheuTheOne September 10, 2025

New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.

The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.

by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024

Juicer Joker

To cross one's fingers and insert them into the female vagina while she is on her menstrual cycle and continuously twisting the fingers.

Juicer joker that hoe.
Have you been juicer jokered lately?

by wet banana March 3, 2011

Jollyrancher Juicer

When someone goes to eat out a lady with gonorrhoea and it tastes bad so they put a jollyrancher in their mouth and munch down on the gonorrhoea cyst thinking it’s their jolly rancher.

Lucy became a JollyRancher Juicer over the weekend.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Juicer

A juicer is a drunk. She's juiced.

You know you only got juiced (u juicer)in it (your college). Now you have to get used to it.
See Bob Dylan

by Yurassisdragon February 20, 2020