freezer burn

An excessive amount of ice dangling from a person's body

Did you see Justin today? He's totally freezer burned...

by Liney June 17, 2005

freezer geezer

An old man stuck inside of a freezer, hoping to live to see into the freezer.

"Do not not touch the freezer geezer. Do you want fifteen cents?"

by maxman280 & Joe Kick-ass May 14, 2004

Freezer burn

a "burn" that has slightly colder undertones.

Person 1: Dude, you suck so hard at sports
Person 2 (Athletically self-conscious): oh...eh eh...yeah
Person 3: Freezer Burnnnnnnnn!

by Coldra September 14, 2011

freezer dick

the act of freezing your penis to the point of it becoming a popsicle or some other thing you would usually keep in the freezer.

dude dub look out you'll get freezer dick!

by RivyD November 21, 2006

Freezer Burn

A burn which makes no sence or is lame!

Person 1: What's up with having sex with pie?
Person 2: Iunno, whats up with your FACE! BURN
Person 3: You fuckin' idiot that's a freezer burn.
Person 1: For sure...

by Timatayo! October 6, 2006

Freezer Section

The phenomenon in which a persons nipples get so hard due to cold that their nipples can be seen through their shirt.

It was so fucking cold on the boath that jane had freezer section the whole time

by ILIKESTEAK October 16, 2008

freezer friends

The type of friend that you are just as comfortable around, even if you haven't seen them in a couple of weeks, months, or years. Like a frozen item, the friend and relationship has not changed.

"Reuniting was never awkward for them, since they were freezer friends."

by Brit-naynay January 22, 2012