Crouton

A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.

Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”

by it’s Danielle not Daniel April 23, 2018

Crouton

Someone terrible at any form of fps. Generally die in the stupidest ways. Ex. Standing out in the open when the other team is sniping.

Player 1: Gets killed by a noob using trash weapons.
Player 2: Fucking Crouton!

by Trash at fps September 25, 2017

carolina crouton

when a small tobacco leaf sticks to your lip while smoking

Dude, you should have seen this skank. She had a Carolina Crouton hanging off her lip while talking to the Bartender.

by wfDongWhereIsGpaCar May 11, 2016

Crouton

A slang term used by straight people to refer to gay people

Billy: this new guy started at work today, he's such a little crouton

Taylor: dude, you're such a homophobe

by Boadie925 September 6, 2016

Crouton

A white person with seasoning. Doesn't wish to be classified with "crackers" and identifies more with BIPOC than typical bland wyppl.

Gotta let them know I'm a crouton not a cracker.

by Justindangerpants January 30, 2021

Crouton

A racial slur against bread people

"Man, Seefop is a real crouton"
-Some dead person

by dragonex564 April 15, 2021

Croutonous Fuck

When your cracker friend is like family but they can’t say the n-word, but they have keys to the BBQ.

“You coming to the house this weekend you Croutonous Fuck?”

by Riddikuluslessness October 18, 2023