Crack the Ice

The act of surprizing unsuspecting coworkers by dropping ice down the back of their pants. This usually occurs in the middle of their shift, while they are on an important call.

Steven: "Joley...I'm so bored..."
Joley: "Do something entertaining"
Steven: "I know! I'll crack the ice with that new Danny idiot behind us!"

by Bored At Work April 24, 2006

The hard crack

A man who has a hard dick and loves crack

"I don't want soft crack I want The hard crack."

by Joseph quack July 5, 2017

off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018

crack the pepper

When you get a 2 handed blow job or hand job, it looks like they're using a pepper shaker.

Man I hooked up with Shelby last night! She really knows how to crack the pepper!

by Richie C. January 21, 2016

crack the nuts

The mean for the word "crack the nuts" is when u stick ur ball sack into a gurls mouth and she swallows ur sack. (much like the act of tea bagging)

when my gurlfriends parents were out of town, i went to her house and she cracked my nuts

by pimp daddy dollars August 8, 2004

Crack the Nut

phrase from Bob the used car guy meaning to meet projections

We have to sell more cars this month to Crack the nut

by Bobtheusedcarguy August 22, 2008

crack the whip

slapping a girl in the face after she sucks your cock

I had to crack the whip on your sister.She loves the cock.

by doyle November 21, 2003