Polish bloke

Polish bloke is a guy that eats drinks and breaths vodka and pierogi

this man cant be stopped

he is the polish bloke

Person1: woooo calm down mate i think you drank enough

Person2: Co ty kurwa pierdolisz
Person1: Ohhhhh your a polish bloke

by menelowy September 8, 2022

Dry Bloke

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016

Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.

Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro

by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

Religious Bloke

An adult (mostly late teens) who act like they're better than everyone else because they follow a certain religion, leading them to think they are always right about everything. They get triggered easily and claim they can beat people up (but end up getting the shit kicked out of them). They also tend to hate the LGBTQ community and are extremely racist, and they also get triggered by memes about God.

He got triggered because I sent him a picture of God with a bra on, salty ass religious bloke.

by RandyTheRockerRichards May 2, 2020

Solid Bloke

A person (specifically a guy) who is very friendly and sound. Usually used in UK and Irish slang

Nolo gave me a fiver, he’s a solid bloke

by Anonymouschildnamedgerald November 22, 2021

Dusty Bloke

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.

"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"

by Charlie bearded dragon January 25, 2016

awful bloke

An absolutely contemptible human being, who has long ago crossed the fine line between being a decent lad and being a despicable human being. Known for doing horrific things to other people, especially under the influence of alcohol.

"Jon Strang is an awful bloke - I mean, it's all fair to get horrendously wrecked, but shitting on half the doorsteps in Chelsea and abusing complete strangers on a bus takes it too far."

by nyucollij June 20, 2012