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Greg Baker

Hottest most sexiest bald bloke you will ever see. Often goes by "G Banger" or quite simply just "GB". He is an utter sweetheart and loves his boys from Hargrave and would trade his soul and biological family for Hargrave boys class of 2025.Happy to throw a party any time of the day and has unending beef with Jebdon from proctor. Will always push the boundaries to have a good time. He's a lovely, genuine and caring man everybody needs a G Banger in em and we are very lucky to have him in our lives, minds and hearts.
Being Defined as a man of class and the life of the party.
Shiny head and big player moves everybody needs a Greg Baker
by The Boys From Hargrave August 18, 2022
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bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload
dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.
by truecraigles October 7, 2008
mugGet the bakers assloadmug.

Fruitcake Baker

A woman who turns men gay.
Person 1: She turned all her boyfriends gay.

Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?

Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.
by byegye May 25, 2009
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grayson baker

An aged party boy that skips leg day, thinks hes alot more attractive than he is, likes hookers and double double drinks at dive bars, which will usually end in tears and him shitting his pants.
Grayson baker shit his pants after hitting to many double doubles at dr rudis. Again.
by Thatpettybitchkisskiss December 14, 2020
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bored@baker

An anonymous website for students of Dartmouth College that tends to be used to gossip, troll, rank frats/sororities, and poll about random questions. In the past many users would post the name of a classmate so that they would be made fun of by everyone else. The current admin, known as "Jae Daemon," has been recently working to reform the atmosphere on the website and reduce the amount of names of students that are posted.

Users can earn badges on the site in a number of ways, such as posting a certain number of times, earning a number of replies/agrees/disagree, or posting links that are clicked a number of times.

Some people choose to associate a profile name and sometimes a picture with their account. If they post frequently enough they come to be known as "personalities." Many personalities post in their own distinctive style or tone based off of the profile name they have chosen.
I woke up this morning and discovered I had 50 notifications on bored@baker! Then I realized they were all replies to the thread that I had replied to.

Dartmouth Student A: "Hey... have you ever gone on Bored@baker?"
Dartmouth Student B: "Yeah, but not anymore. They say such mean things there!"

Dartmouth guy "Ever since I started using bored@baker I have been procrastinating more than ever!"
by DartmouthStudent April 26, 2011
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shit baker

Someone who has been 'holding in' a shit for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to 'cook' or 'bake' inside their anus.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Dave:"You taking a dump later?"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
by incatatus June 2, 2011
mugGet the shit bakermug.

baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots
Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"
by Mackinator September 30, 2015
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