An extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock.
Coster- "Omg Colton carry us harder"
Colton- "Don't worry this is free cash"
Coster- "Wow Colton is such a Call of Duty Legend"
PickSlays- "Yeah and he has a 12 inch cock"
Nils- "Yeah, colton baker is an extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock."
Colton- "Don't worry this is free cash"
Coster- "Wow Colton is such a Call of Duty Legend"
PickSlays- "Yeah and he has a 12 inch cock"
Nils- "Yeah, colton baker is an extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock."
by Ribzypooh March 26, 2018
Hottest most sexiest bald bloke you will ever see. Often goes by "G Banger" or quite simply just "GB". He is an utter sweetheart and loves his boys from Hargrave and would trade his soul and biological family for Hargrave boys class of 2025.Happy to throw a party any time of the day and has unending beef with Jebdon from proctor. Will always push the boundaries to have a good time. He's a lovely, genuine and caring man everybody needs a G Banger in em and we are very lucky to have him in our lives, minds and hearts.
Being Defined as a man of class and the life of the party.
Shiny head and big player moves everybody needs a Greg Baker
Shiny head and big player moves everybody needs a Greg Baker
by The Boys From Hargrave August 19, 2022
Person 1: She turned all her boyfriends gay.
Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?
Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.
Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?
Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.
by byegye May 25, 2009
An aged party boy that skips leg day, thinks hes alot more attractive than he is, likes hookers and double double drinks at dive bars, which will usually end in tears and him shitting his pants.
by Thatpettybitchkisskiss December 14, 2020
An anonymous website for students of Dartmouth College that tends to be used to gossip, troll, rank frats/sororities, and poll about random questions. In the past many users would post the name of a classmate so that they would be made fun of by everyone else. The current admin, known as "Jae Daemon," has been recently working to reform the atmosphere on the website and reduce the amount of names of students that are posted.
Users can earn badges on the site in a number of ways, such as posting a certain number of times, earning a number of replies/agrees/disagree, or posting links that are clicked a number of times.
Some people choose to associate a profile name and sometimes a picture with their account. If they post frequently enough they come to be known as "personalities." Many personalities post in their own distinctive style or tone based off of the profile name they have chosen.
Users can earn badges on the site in a number of ways, such as posting a certain number of times, earning a number of replies/agrees/disagree, or posting links that are clicked a number of times.
Some people choose to associate a profile name and sometimes a picture with their account. If they post frequently enough they come to be known as "personalities." Many personalities post in their own distinctive style or tone based off of the profile name they have chosen.
I woke up this morning and discovered I had 50 notifications on bored@baker! Then I realized they were all replies to the thread that I had replied to.
Dartmouth Student A: "Hey... have you ever gone on Bored@baker?"
Dartmouth Student B: "Yeah, but not anymore. They say such mean things there!"
Dartmouth guy "Ever since I started using bored@baker I have been procrastinating more than ever!"
Dartmouth Student A: "Hey... have you ever gone on Bored@baker?"
Dartmouth Student B: "Yeah, but not anymore. They say such mean things there!"
Dartmouth guy "Ever since I started using bored@baker I have been procrastinating more than ever!"
by DartmouthStudent April 08, 2011
Someone who has been 'holding in' a shit for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to 'cook' or 'bake' inside their anus.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Dave:"You taking a dump later?"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
by incatatus May 08, 2011
Flying Baker (a) a U. S. Navy signal meaning "keep off" - read more But according to a former Navy sailor, the flag was red and - well, I'll let him explain: "Hi, Harry! I was referred to your site by an article in the current (Sept. 2003) issue of the British magazine Prospect. The article is by Shereen El Feki, healthcare correspondent for The Economist, and is titled 'A Quarterly Curse?' Just for curiosity, I looked for one of the terms I was familiar with, 'Flying Baker' and thought I'd give you a little extra information. When I was in the U.S. Navy during World War II, the spoken names for the first four letters of the alphabet were ABLE, BAKER, CHARLIE, DOG. (they're now ALFA, BRAVO, CHARLIE, DELTA). The signal flag for the letter 'B' was, and still is, all red.
Flying Bravo the wife of a retired Coast Guard member writes, "The word "bravo" is used when refueling or loading ammunition, and they fly a big red flag when doing so . . . ." (May 2001)
Flying Bravo the wife of a retired Coast Guard member writes, "The word "bravo" is used when refueling or loading ammunition, and they fly a big red flag when doing so . . . ." (May 2001)
When a sailor returned from visiting his wife or girl friend on liberty or shore leave, and was asked whether he got laid had sexual intercourse, he might have replied, 'No, she was "Flying Baker".' He wasn't referring to the signal 'Keep Off' (I'm not familiar with the flag being used in that context), but to the color of menstrual blood, the same color as the 'B' signal flag. I wonder whether U.S. Navy sailors nowadays reply to the same question, 'No, she was "Flying Bravo".' Sincerely, ****, ex-Chief Petty Officer, U.S. Navy" (August 2003)
by Roniliptus March 17, 2010