Ultimate Warrior

God Himself. Sent in a capsule from a place long from here, and He came for only one reason: to take and keep coming. Not to ask, but just to give. Not to want, but just to send. Send the power of the Warrior. Down everybody's throat in the WWF 'til they become sick of it. Well, you're gonna get sick of it. Because that freak of nature right there is just beginning to swell. And when He gets big enough, brother, there ain't gonna be room for anybody else but Him and all the Warriors... floatin' through the veins... and the power of the Warriaaaaaaaah...

The family that He lives for only breathes the air that smells of combat. With or without the facepaint, He is the Ultimate Warrior.

by tagmook February 24, 2007

jizz warrior

Somebody who may, from time to time, annoy a certain individual

Goliath: David, I want you to fuck off in the not too distant future, you fucking jizz warrior!

by AlexGdizzle March 10, 2008

Wifi Warrior

A person who primarily plays online and has adapted to the lag using tactics and flow charts which will never work in-person play.

Me: Can you at least use a LAN cable Wifi Warrior buddy?
Wifi Warrior: *some bs reason*

by Waggish January 27, 2021

Warrior Cats

Book series about a bunch of pussies fighting. If you read these in middle school, you are most definitely sexy as hell now.

Sam: “Yo, I finished reading Warrior Cats. Firestar just ate up that kitty cat rawrr~~”
Kim: “You’re a furry.”
Sam: “Shut your face”

by Organ_Donor November 29, 2021

Wank Warrior

A Professional wanker, one who claims to be a master or warrior of wanking,

"All Tom from myspace does all day is masturbate, he must be a Wank Warrior."

by ColbyA.K.A.C-Pimpin December 13, 2008

Warrior Cute

Someone who is fearless, strong and skilled and could beat you up., But is cute and has dimples.

after her mudrun... "you look warrior cute"

by RedGnome August 18, 2017

Fifa Warrior

Noun: Someone who religiously plays Fifa, but has never kicked an actual soccer ball. Thus, when they are not wasting their time playing Fifa, they are talking about how good certain players are, and acting like they have a comprehension of the game, when in fact they don't.

John: I love Christiano Ronaldo because he has 95 speed and 98 kick power.
Will: What the fuck are you talking about?
Jim: He doesn't know what he's talking about, he's a typical Fifa Warrior.

by poopgo November 16, 2011